Rick Roberson's definitions

fudge factory

(n.) Synonymous with asshole, ring piece, anus, poopie hole, dumphole and scatoody.

The term 'fudge factory' is a euphemism for the anus, used by parents and teachers when conversing with children about personal hygiene.

"Emily, you must remember to wash and clean your fudge factory before getting out of the bathtub."

by Rick Roberson April 26, 2009

bumfoozler

(n.) An aged, male homosexual.

Your grandfather won't keep his eyes off my ass. He's a fucking bumfoozler, man. You're not a faggot, too, are you??

by Rick Roberson February 1, 2010

maggot muff

(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.

See also Vulveeta

He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.

by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009

cuntstipation

(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.

For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).

Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"

Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."

Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."

by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011

pussy secretion

(n.) If you don't know what it is, you're either too young, too ugly, or you need to have your fucking head examined.

Her pussy secretions were as abundant as a fire hose and I could hardly get my weenie in her woo-woo because of the dangerous undertow.

by Rick Roberson November 24, 2010

Hello, girls!

(greeting) What a blind man says when walking in close proximity to a fish market.

Zippa-dee-doo-dah, zippa-dee-day... Oh! Hello, girls!

by Rick Roberson June 14, 2010

vagina puke

(n.) The creamy discharge that oozes from a yeast-infected meat wallet.

Her vagina puke was so abundant that she could decorate a wedding cake with her twat in 3 minutes flat.

by Rick Roberson March 12, 2009