Rick Roberson's definitions

cuntstipation

(n.) Occurs when rock-solid fecal matter is ejected from the vagina onto a person or object, or into an appropriate container.

For our younger, more sensitive readers, cuntstipation is when shit comes out of a girl's pussy (snatch, twat, cunt, meat wallet).

Husband: "Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, sweetheart?"

Wife: "Oh no, not tonight, honey... I'm having a bad case of cuntstipation."

Husband: "It's okay, dear. I was just having a sperm-retention headache."

by Rick Roberson April 21, 2011

maggot muff

(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.

See also Vulveeta

He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.

by Rick Roberson March 19, 2009

twat penis

(n./slang) A synonym for clitoris.

Husband: Suppose we'll be having sexual intercourse tonight, dear?

Wife: Oh yes, definitely, sweetheart!

Husband: Anything in particular you'd like me to do?

Wife: Yes! I love it when you rub your penis on my twat penis, baby! Now let me make a man out of you!

Husband: Excuse me, dear, but what in the hell is a "twat penis?"

Wife: Go look it up in the Urban Dictionary, honey! Then give me nine inches and make it HURT!

Husband: Oh no, not again! I'll have to screw you three times and knock you over the head with a frying pan!

by Rick Roberson January 26, 2011

bumfoozler

(n.) An aged, male homosexual.

Your grandfather won't keep his eyes off my ass. He's a fucking bumfoozler, man. You're not a faggot, too, are you??

by Rick Roberson February 1, 2010

fudge factory

(n.) Synonymous with asshole, ring piece, anus, poopie hole, dumphole and scatoody.

The term 'fudge factory' is a euphemism for the anus, used by parents and teachers when conversing with children about personal hygiene.

"Emily, you must remember to wash and clean your fudge factory before getting out of the bathtub."

by Rick Roberson April 26, 2009

Boo Foo buddies

(n) Boo Foo is homonymous with BuFu, which means "Butt Fuck." This is a widely preferred practice in the society of male homosexuals. So Butt Fuck buddies (or Boo Foo buddies) like to take turns pounding the shit out of each other.

See also: mud stud

Homo Man 1: Who were those two guys over by the dick dancers that tried to hustle you?

Homo Man 2: Oh, just two Boo Foo buddies I used to trick with. They're both named "Bob."

Homo Man 1: So I guess they're Oral Roberts, right?

Homo Man 2: Very funny, you fucking faggot... NOT!!!

by Rick Roberson December 20, 2010

Hello, girls!

(greeting) What a blind man says when walking in close proximity to a fish market.

Zippa-dee-doo-dah, zippa-dee-day... Oh! Hello, girls!

by Rick Roberson June 14, 2010