Rick Mills's definitions

debognotisation

The act of applying paint, make-up, ink, or similarly pigmented substance to the human body or face.

I saw a fantastic debognotisation on TV the other day, where this guy was painted to look like a tiger.

by Rick Mills September 1, 2004

dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.

I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

harclaver

Alternate spelling of harclarver.

Help! I am being chased by a harclaver!

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

debognotisee

A person who has make-up, paint, ink, or similarly pigmented substance applied to them.

I would love to be a debognotisee for that gorgeous body painter.

by Rick Mills September 2, 2004

debognotiser

Someone who puts make-up, paint, ink, or similarly pigmented substance on another person.

I got a job as a debognotiser at a beauty salon.

by Rick Mills September 2, 2004

subwoofer

A masochistic or submissive dog.

Our pet subwoofer loves it when we put his collar on him.

by Rick Mills September 8, 2004

dusological

Pertaining to the quality of a debognotisation. The higher the quality of the debognotisation, the more dusological it is.

Key dusological qualities include:

(1) The permanence of the substance used. Greater permanence is better.

(2) The surface coverage of the debognotisation. Greater surface coverage is better.

(3) The artistic merit of the debognotisation. A higher artistic standard is better.

(4) The attractiveness of the person performing the debognotisation. A higher perceived attractiveness is better.

That was an incredibly dusological debognotisation when that totally gorgeous person drew intricate designs all over my body with permanent marker pens.

by Rick Mills September 7, 2004