Richter ass's definitions

Special ex

It’s an ex partner whom you’re still having meaningless, recreational sex with.

When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.

Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!

by Richter Ass November 28, 2019

Wimpotence

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.

Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019

Bone factor

It’s a basic definition of the sexual attractiveness of a female. The higher the number, the greater the desire to bury bones in that backyard.

Kellie was looking exceptionally slutty last night, she had a bone factor of 10 going!

If Jennifer would have quit with those cigarettes, her bone factor would go from 5 to 10!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

spare cunt

A womans ass hole. Or man's in jail terms. Can also apply to a womans mouth when all other holes are exhausted.

I fucked Kellie's snatch till it was totally raw last night, so I had to hammer it up her spare cunt this morning.

or

Her spare cunt was blown out after last night too, so I fucked the spare cunt on her face.

by Richter ass November 5, 2010

Assholeciation

To be associated with someone who’s such an asshole, that you are viewed as an asshole as well.

Great, I totally blew my chances with Cindy because she found out I hung out with Scott! Total guilt by assholeciation!!

by Richter Ass March 6, 2020

Loaner bone

A dirty, random cock that a slut that jumps on whole her man is away.

Kathy’s hubby went hunting for the weekend and the first thing she does is go searching for a loaner bone!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023

Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021