Definitions by Richard McStuffins

Alkire 

Is the act of getting your ass beat in a jack in the box and the manager of jack in the box has to save your life.

Oh, look at that Alkire, that manager is only 4 feet tall and saved him.

Alkire by Richard McStuffins February 13, 2021

C.O.X 

C.O.X, Pronounced (See O X) is a man that is Eskimo brothers with half the town of Susanville, also has a obsession with drawing "veiners" or dicks everywhere he goes. Can also be a female but none have been observed yet in the wild.

Oh look C.O.X is at it again, yeah at least he didn't draw a dick on the bosses chair again.

C.O.X by Richard McStuffins February 13, 2021

Hambright 

A type of Correctional Officer that is all talk and hides in the Office. Usually has a perch in a window that is visible to supervisors. Usually a cunt. Is probably good at sucking dick too.

See that guard over there he is a Hambright

Hambright by Richard McStuffins December 4, 2020

Timber 

Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.

Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.

Timber by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019

Susanville 

The 5th dimension of hell, A small mountain town that consumes the soul day by day. A place where you do not lose your wife you just lose your turn.

I will go anywhere in the state but don't send me to susanville.

Susanville by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019

giessner 

It is a type of bowel movement that is usually caused by over consuming alcohol. It has the consistency of water and smells like hell. It is also refered to as peeing out your butt.

Man #1 "Bro I was out drinking last night and today all I have been doing is taking a giessner"

Man #2 " well maybe you should drink all the time dipshit"

giessner by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019