Richard McStuffins's definitions

Zach Dias

A Zach Dias is a new generation of correctional officer. A kind of guy that gets under the supervisors desk and could clean the chrome on a trailer hitch. The guy who has a child molester mustache because he does not have the testosterone to grow a real one. A little cocky shit that thinks he know everything yet knows nothing because he has no life experience.

Joe needs to cut ties with that Zach Dias he is a cancer on this facility.

by Richard McStuffins November 1, 2025

Wow Bros

The act of being Wow Bros is defined as two men (or someone that identifies as a male) that play the video game World of WarCraft that have become so infatuated with each other that that carry out their fantasies of homosexual desires with each other online in a video game.

Did you hear Scotty and Ruby became Wow Bros last night?

by Richard McStuffins February 19, 2022

Susanville

The 5th dimension of hell, A small mountain town that consumes the soul day by day. A place where you do not lose your wife you just lose your turn.

I will go anywhere in the state but don't send me to susanville.

by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019

Timber

Getting so sexually frustrated when you see your crush all your blood runs to your dick and you pass out.

Did you see that guy fall over? Yeah he was so worked up about his older boss. He timbered right over.

by Richard McStuffins June 16, 2019

Alkire

Is the act of getting your ass beat in a jack in the box and the manager of jack in the box has to save your life.

Oh, look at that Alkire, that manager is only 4 feet tall and saved him.

by Richard McStuffins February 13, 2021

Jodoin

Jodoin is the act of walking in on a buddy with his pants down completely going to town on himself, and you lock eyes with him and continue to watch until he finishes. His spooge is now on your soul.

Did you hear that David Jodoined Ricardo? He didn’t leave until he finished. That shit is stuck to his soul now.

by Richard McStuffins January 3, 2023