Definitions by Richard Black

jewelry 

n. body baubles or adornments, incorrectly spelled as jewelery by editors of UD. Jury is the spelling and pronounciation in ebonics.

Tyrone finally broke down and went to the jury store to buy Brie Ann and himself a wedding ring set. The jeweler at the jewelery store assayed the total stone weight in all three bands as twenty-fourth of a carat in diamond weight. The diamonds were blinding in the sunlight! This was jewelry fit for a queen

jewelry by Richard Black January 16, 2006

double nickel 

n. Interstate Highway 55 (I-55) as it is called in some parts of the southern United States.

The double nickel follows a route from Chicago to New Orleans.

double nickel by Richard Black December 28, 2005

nod of acknowledgement 

n. a tilt of the head by one gay to another in a crowd of straight people.

Chance knew from far across the crowded room that Tyler was gay. Chance cocked his head to one side and Tyler responded with a nod of acknowledgement.

nod of acknowledgement by Richard Black December 28, 2005

foundations 

n. a term used widely until the 1970s to describe various women's undergarments such as girdles, bustles, corsets, etc. Girdles and corsets slimmed down the moderately obese lady who could tolerate them. Corsets also gave an hourglass figure to a thin person, such as Scarlett O'hara.

Mrs. Gottrocks went to the foundations department at Neiman Marcus to check out the lastest styles in girdles.

foundations by Richard Black October 10, 2005

reducing

v. on a diet; losing weight. A term heard in the deep south.

Have you noticed that Joyce is reducing? She now looks half-way decent in her tiny-weenie polka-dotted bikini.

reducing by Richard Black October 9, 2005

fallen off 

v. used in the Deep South to describe someone who has lost weight by dieting.

My, how Sally has fallen off since she started going to Jenny Craig.

fallen off by Richard Black October 9, 2005

numbing gel 

n. A gel found in the pharmacy to ease eruption of baby teeth now used by deep throaters who want to be relieved of gagging on a big piece of meat.

Chris painted his throat with numbing gel so he could deepthroat the largest penises around without gagging.

numbing gel by Richard Black September 5, 2005