tarpoleon

n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.

"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."

Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"

by Richard Black June 27, 2005

Happy Ending

An expression for having sex at the end of a date.

After dinner and the movies and making out in the car in front of the house, Brie Ann invited Tyrone up to her bedroom for a happy ending. Having sex was the happy ending for the date.

by Richard Black December 28, 2010

numbnut

A retarted male who has been castrated so that he will not rape a girl and produce another retard.

The parents of the retarded boy decided to have him castrated when he was seen humping a dog. He is now a numbnut.

by Richard Black March 29, 2005

blinders

Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.

Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.

The horse trotted right by the blazing house, not seeing anything except what was dead ahead.

by Richard Black April 02, 2005

the sugar

In the black community, when someone has diabetes, the person is said to have 'the sugar.'

Sis. Vanessa she so fat and bad about her diet she done come down with the sugar. That ain't good with the high blood either, which she done had.

by Richard Black March 17, 2005

hoosier daddy

Compressed ebonic sentence for "Who is your daddy?" Often heard in Indiana ghettos.

When Shi'Teshia and Shi'Thead went to the PTA open house with their parents and saw Dyslexia Carbunkle and huh motha hangin' around several unattached men, they asked, "Hoosier daddy?"

by Richard Black August 12, 2007

reducing

v. on a diet; losing weight. A term heard in the deep south.

Have you noticed that Joyce is reducing? She now looks half-way decent in her tiny-weenie polka-dotted bikini.

by Richard Black September 21, 2005