WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.

She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.

by rich August 25, 2003

led zeppelin

An one of the greatest bands on the stage, as well as in the studio, and the new DVD proves it :D

Dude, Led Zeppelin's live album, How the West was Won, topped the billboard charts last month until Metallica's St. Anger, an album with trash cans for drums, knocked it off. Right when all was right with the world, this happens....

by Rich June 26, 2003

fag it up

To make something gay or feminine.

I need to go home and fag it up before my girlfriend comes over.

When Rich and Ted went to Pier One they came back home and fagged it up.

by Rich March 17, 2007

cool mr croc

the act of having sex with 6 girls whilst playing your own drum n bass tune at an event of over 6,000 people in full view of everyone....expecially people named tristan.

oi tristan, take back the croc.

by rich March 10, 2005

fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.

"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"

by rich March 27, 2004

screw

Ship or submarine propeller

The sonar identified the submarine as British, Trafalgar class, having a single screw.

by rich May 19, 2004

Contro(s)

A person or group of people who cause controversy.

The mall was packed with nothing but contros.

by Rich July 18, 2003