Definitions by Ricardo The Judge

Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!

Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!

Russian Fartlette by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014

Nobpocket 

A euphemism for a vagina.

John, please stop acting like a nobpocket.

Darling, can I put my penis in your nobpocket?

Nobpocket by Ricardo The Judge May 23, 2013

Pressing 

Large breasted ladies pressing their mammaries up against frosted glass for the benefit and entertainment of (normally male) viewers on the other side. Unfrosted glass and unharnessed mammaries are rewarded with more points by the viewers.

"Look at that lass with the large charlies pressing them up against that shower door."

"Oh yes, 5 whole points, double if she had a nice pair"

Pressing by Ricardo The Judge November 6, 2012