RicHARD's definitions

gutted pumpkin

worn out pussy

that girl is so wore out she looks like a gutted pumpkin

by Richard May 8, 2003

bah

When there is no other word to describe something, nothing better than "BAH" to describe it.

BAH!!!! David, were going home!!!!!

by Richard April 14, 2003

owned

Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.

Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy)
The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006!

by Richard March 3, 2005

sk8

the slang way to spell "skate"

"yeah man, yesterday i "sk8ed" all day long."

by richard June 17, 2003

geebs

when your a chick and you get 15 dildos in the ass, pussy, and mouth at the same time, from two different guys.

That chick cried when we gave her geebs last night.

by Richard June 26, 2004

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.

I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore

by Richard November 25, 2004

Chaz

A person intimidating or becoming the opposite sex. See also transvestite

The dancer with rosey cheeks became a chaz after many years of surgury.

by Richard November 25, 2003