by Rian Gigs II April 09, 2025
A non-binary sports fan, also known as a they/them, is a sports fan that wears merch from two different sports team that competes in the same sports league, e.g. a Sydney FC shirt with a Western Sydney Wanderers cap, or a half Celtic and a half Rangers shirt. However wearing merch of two teams in different sporting leagues does not qualify as a they/them, for example a Queensland Maroons cap and a Brisbane Broncos shirt, because while those two teams compete in the same sport, they play different completions and cannot compete against each other.
The only three exemptions from wearing merch from two teams in the same sports league are;
1) having two different family members or close friends playing for two different teams. This means that Jason/Travis Kelce's mum is not a non-binary sports fan.
2) being obviously under the age of 12. As people generally don't know better at that age.
3) being an ex-player who has actually played for both of those teams. Craig Wing wouldn't be a non-binary sports fan for wearing Roosters and Rabbitohs merch because he actually played for both teams.
The only three exemptions from wearing merch from two teams in the same sports league are;
1) having two different family members or close friends playing for two different teams. This means that Jason/Travis Kelce's mum is not a non-binary sports fan.
2) being obviously under the age of 12. As people generally don't know better at that age.
3) being an ex-player who has actually played for both of those teams. Craig Wing wouldn't be a non-binary sports fan for wearing Roosters and Rabbitohs merch because he actually played for both teams.
Luis is the biggest non-binary sports fan, yesterday he was wearing a Cowboys hat with a Broncos shirt and now he's wearing a Wanderers scarf with a Sydney FC shirt. (a.k.a. a they/them).
I saw a group of people wearing a half-half Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns jumper, but it had 7 and 19 on the back, so they are probably related to Jarrod and Tom Berry so therefore they probably aren't non-binary sports fans.
I saw a group of people wearing a half-half Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns jumper, but it had 7 and 19 on the back, so they are probably related to Jarrod and Tom Berry so therefore they probably aren't non-binary sports fans.
by Rian Gigs II April 09, 2025
Used to describe when someone masturbates and ejaculates all over the place. The term comes from Randy Marsh from South Park when he used that term as an excuse to why there was cum all over the place after jacking off to internet porn.
Peter Dutton just lost his seat and the federal election in a landslide. I'm off to fight a spooky ghost with Ali France.
by Rian Gigs II May 04, 2025
The Ben Brown special, also known as the Ben Brown diet, is used to describe food that is both gluten-free and vegan. This is named after former AFL player Ben Brown who is coeliac and vegan.
by Rian Gigs II April 09, 2025
An informal name for the AFL team, the Adelaide Crows, due to an infamous Crows chant played before their home games. Also can be referred to as mighty, mighty Adelaide.
Everywhere we go,
People wanna know,
Who we are?
Where we come from?
So we tell them,
Mighty, mighty Adelaide!
People wanna know,
Who we are?
Where we come from?
So we tell them,
Mighty, mighty Adelaide!
by Rian Gigs II April 21, 2025
Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.
The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
by Rian Gigs II April 09, 2025