Rian's definitions

rectal

of or to do with the asscrack

John is a f**king rectal rim polisher!!

by rian February 14, 2005

Belfast

The least popular place in the entire island of Ireland, if tourism is anything to go by. Most people tend to stay clear and go for a nice wee break south of the border in Dublin's fair city instead, safe in the knowledge that now they won't be kneecapped by a bunch of retards.

Husband: Honey, lets go to Belfast at the weekend
Wife: Fuck off knob jockey, we're going to Dublin, I don't fancy getting petrol bombed

by Rian September 13, 2005

nobrows

A person who has little or no eyebrows.
The term originates from a small town in Ireland, called Portadown, first used on a school bus to insult a real asshole who was devoid of eyebrows.
See also; eyebrowless

Jon: Yer ma!!
Marley: F**k off Jon, you have no eyebrows!
Ryan: Yea, go to hell nobrows!

by rian February 14, 2005