haul ass

To relocate a donkey by means of vehiclular transportation.

Boy, those F-150's ain't so fast, but they can sure haul ass!

by Rick August 08, 2003

maz

MAZ IS A UGLY HO, WHO SPREADS NASTY SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE, SHE IS A DISGRACE TO HUmAN RACE IF YOU CAN CALL HER A HUMAN. SHE ALSO BITES DICK ALOT, AND CALLS IT SUCKING DICK.
TO MAZ- TO BITE ONES DICK

DAMN maz bite bit my dick - rick smith

by rick December 16, 2004

flossing

When the crotch of a woman's pants/underwear is so tight against her that the labia mounds are clearly visible. Aptly named because the article of clothing is acting as the "floss" for her nether garden. See camel toe.

When Jen stepped out of the pool, she was flossing so I could make out her snatch right through her swimsuit

by rick August 13, 2005

taint

1) area between junk and asshole (funbridge)

2)anything you want

1) you just hit me in the taint, and it hurt.

2) lets go get some taint tonight.

by rick May 13, 2005

Catfight

A vicious fight between two women that features biting & scratching and often involves clothes being ripped off,

"Patty tore off Stacey's top and scratched her tits in the catfight."

by Rick May 13, 2005

Camaro

The six letters that ricers and mustang drivers see out their front windshield as they get their asses handed to them yet again in a street race

Damn! I got beat by a Camaro again! I better talk some trash about that guy being a mullet head or something so I can save some face!

by Rick August 08, 2003

my spoon is too big

Originating in the cartoon "Rejected" by Don Hertzfeldt. This is the first spoken line of the 9 and a half minute short feature.

Other classics include:
"Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"
and
"My anus is bleeding."

Mah spoon is too big.

I am a banana.

by Rick May 22, 2004