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1. The Tragic glaswegian zeppelin crash of 1956 where hundreds of people died horrifically
2. Where group of guys shit repeatedly into the mouth, noses and ears of each other, cover each other with their hot sticky man sauce and lick each other clean
2. Where group of guys shit repeatedly into the mouth, noses and ears of each other, cover each other with their hot sticky man sauce and lick each other clean
1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident, may they be remembered forever in the Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"
2. Guy 1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident may they be rememberd forever after their Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"
Guy 2 " Man after 17 hours of shitting and wanking over each other they didn't stand a chance, god bless them and their liquidy goodness"
2. Guy 1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident may they be rememberd forever after their Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"
Guy 2 " Man after 17 hours of shitting and wanking over each other they didn't stand a chance, god bless them and their liquidy goodness"
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
Get the Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash mug.The act of defecating as a performance or art. A highly valued skill, it is necessary to be able to shit on demand, producing interesting shapes, large quantities or to fire huge distances
Famous examples include Walther Beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing shit all over the audience
For further examples see Albanian Roulette Albanian Sausage Factory} Hamburg Oil Spill ALbanian baby Shower Haggis Surprise Bulgarian Carpet Bomb and Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash
Famous examples include Walther Beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing shit all over the audience
For further examples see Albanian Roulette Albanian Sausage Factory} Hamburg Oil Spill ALbanian baby Shower Haggis Surprise Bulgarian Carpet Bomb and Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash
Guy 1: Dude this gathering is so lame, bail?
Guy 2: Dont fret chum, I am an ace in the art of stunt shitting, and right now i'm cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire
Guy 1: Man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!
Guy 2: Dont fret chum, I am an ace in the art of stunt shitting, and right now i'm cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire
Guy 1: Man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
Get the Stunt Shitting mug.Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
Get the Belgian Double Chocolate Pump mug.Practice originally from Sunderland, differing slightly from the Liverpudlian Leapfrog. Commonly used as a competition to settle arguments but can be done for fun.
One Male and One Female each take equal amounts of laxative. The male proceeds to have sex with the female who maintains a leapfrog type position. After the male has reached orgasm as he is about to defecate he leaps over the female spraying her with his chocolaty insides attempting to conver large amounts of her body. This constitutes a victory for the male
The female can achieve victory if she defecates on the man before he reaches orgasm or if the man shits before finishing sex (see Hamburg Oil Spill)
The man can claim a draw if just before the woman defecates he 'plugs' her anus with his manhood
One Male and One Female each take equal amounts of laxative. The male proceeds to have sex with the female who maintains a leapfrog type position. After the male has reached orgasm as he is about to defecate he leaps over the female spraying her with his chocolaty insides attempting to conver large amounts of her body. This constitutes a victory for the male
The female can achieve victory if she defecates on the man before he reaches orgasm or if the man shits before finishing sex (see Hamburg Oil Spill)
The man can claim a draw if just before the woman defecates he 'plugs' her anus with his manhood
Overs: My dad is better at rimming than your dad
Overs Mum: No way, my dad is far better at rimming
Overs: Lets settle this with a Sunderland Leapfrog
Overs Mum: But you come so quickly, ill never win
Overs: Let your shit covered face be the lesson, my dad is rimming king
Overs Mum: on the plus side your ass product is rather tasty
Overs Mum: No way, my dad is far better at rimming
Overs: Lets settle this with a Sunderland Leapfrog
Overs Mum: But you come so quickly, ill never win
Overs: Let your shit covered face be the lesson, my dad is rimming king
Overs Mum: on the plus side your ass product is rather tasty
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
Get the Sunderland Leapfrog mug.Guy 1: Man, that Zac Efron is such a faggot-ass mantraitor!
Guy 2: I know, I'd love to Bulgarian Carpet Bomb one of his parties.
Guy 1: Sweet dude that'd be righteous
Guy 2: I know, I'd love to Bulgarian Carpet Bomb one of his parties.
Guy 1: Sweet dude that'd be righteous
by Reverend Pope December 11, 2009
Get the Mantraitor mug.A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.
Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more
Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit
Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to
Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever
Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit
Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to
Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
Get the Catalonian Sausage Factory mug.A stunt only done once, 50% of participants died a horrible death, the other man was in a coma for a year and can still not prevent himself shitting constantly
Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Dude: I reckon im about to fire out enough shit to fill a microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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