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Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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Bailey: Gee Veronica not only do I really need a shit, am desperately horny, but I'm hungry as hell as well
Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty
Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite
Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty
Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
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They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.
Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
Guy 2: Yeah me too
Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present
Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home
Guy 4: But I like my grandmother
Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
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Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Dude: I reckon im about to fire out enough shit to fill a microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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Guy 2: Sorry man I'm thinking of visiting the emporium of sexual depravity
Guy 1: Righteous dude can I come too
Guy 2: Yeah sure bro, lord knows I could use some scumpany
Guy 2: Sorry man I'm thinking of visiting the emporium of sexual depravity
Guy 1: Righteous dude can I come too
Guy 2: Yeah sure bro, lord knows I could use some scumpany
by Reverend Pope November 7, 2010
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No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb
Woah Dude Rightgeous
No man, but i'm gonna take a load of laxative, sneak into the rafters then give them all a Bulgarian Carpet Bomb
Woah Dude Rightgeous
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Guy 2: I know, I'd love to Bulgarian Carpet Bomb one of his parties.
Guy 1: Sweet dude that'd be righteous
Guy 2: I know, I'd love to Bulgarian Carpet Bomb one of his parties.
Guy 1: Sweet dude that'd be righteous
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