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Guy 1: Man, that Zac Efron is such a faggot-ass mantraitor!
Guy 2: I know, I'd love to Bulgarian Carpet Bomb one of his parties.
Guy 1: Sweet dude that'd be righteous
Guy 2: I know, I'd love to Bulgarian Carpet Bomb one of his parties.
Guy 1: Sweet dude that'd be righteous
by Reverend Pope December 11, 2009
Get the Mantraitor mug.A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
Get the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) mug.Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring
Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible
Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside
To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose
Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around
Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump
Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump
Jas: dude you blow my mind
Rose: and you blow my cock
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
Get the Belgian Double Chocolate Pump mug.Practice originally from Sunderland, differing slightly from the Liverpudlian Leapfrog. Commonly used as a competition to settle arguments but can be done for fun.
One Male and One Female each take equal amounts of laxative. The male proceeds to have sex with the female who maintains a leapfrog type position. After the male has reached orgasm as he is about to defecate he leaps over the female spraying her with his chocolaty insides attempting to conver large amounts of her body. This constitutes a victory for the male
The female can achieve victory if she defecates on the man before he reaches orgasm or if the man shits before finishing sex (see Hamburg Oil Spill)
The man can claim a draw if just before the woman defecates he 'plugs' her anus with his manhood
One Male and One Female each take equal amounts of laxative. The male proceeds to have sex with the female who maintains a leapfrog type position. After the male has reached orgasm as he is about to defecate he leaps over the female spraying her with his chocolaty insides attempting to conver large amounts of her body. This constitutes a victory for the male
The female can achieve victory if she defecates on the man before he reaches orgasm or if the man shits before finishing sex (see Hamburg Oil Spill)
The man can claim a draw if just before the woman defecates he 'plugs' her anus with his manhood
Overs: My dad is better at rimming than your dad
Overs Mum: No way, my dad is far better at rimming
Overs: Lets settle this with a Sunderland Leapfrog
Overs Mum: But you come so quickly, ill never win
Overs: Let your shit covered face be the lesson, my dad is rimming king
Overs Mum: on the plus side your ass product is rather tasty
Overs Mum: No way, my dad is far better at rimming
Overs: Lets settle this with a Sunderland Leapfrog
Overs Mum: But you come so quickly, ill never win
Overs: Let your shit covered face be the lesson, my dad is rimming king
Overs Mum: on the plus side your ass product is rather tasty
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
Get the Sunderland Leapfrog mug.A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.
Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more
Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit
Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to
Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever
Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit
Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to
Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
Get the Catalonian Sausage Factory mug.A stunt only done once, 50% of participants died a horrible death, the other man was in a coma for a year and can still not prevent himself shitting constantly
Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Dude: I reckon im about to fire out enough shit to fill a microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
Get the Lebanese Microwave mug.A guy shits into a girls vagina, then quickly slips his cock in and fucks her until he jisms into her cunt, then he gets down and tucks into the delicious chocolate-cheese toasty he has created
Bailey: Gee Veronica not only do I really need a shit, am desperately horny, but I'm hungry as hell as well
Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty
Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite
Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty
Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
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