When friends prank another friend through the use of a fake person, usually through a dating app or website, in order to lure them into a 1st date where their friends are waiting and they realize it was a set up. Similar to "catfishing" but over a much shorter, less intimate, time frame and in simple jest. Not intended to be a mean prank, more of a you got "Punk'd" type of deal.
Axel: "Wait, where's Sophia?"
Friends: "YOU GOT "BAMBOOZLED", BITCH!"
Axel: "aww for serious? You assholes owe me a shot!"
Friends: "YOU GOT "BAMBOOZLED", BITCH!"
Axel: "aww for serious? You assholes owe me a shot!"
by RevelAndDance April 07, 2015
A faux relationship between two non-committed people based on having sex without looking "slutty" under the false pretense of actually being in a relationship together. Both parties are desperate in their failed attempts at love or getting laid and are usually too unattractive to be successful in this area. Both parties are pursuing other sexual relations. The couple is just "slamming" in the sack as they have settled and have had to resort to having sex with eachother.
"I'm glad even ugly can find love!"
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
"No, that's just slam crew. Don't be fooled. They are both sexing other people at the same time. It's gross and the charade is sad."
by RevelAndDance September 20, 2012
1: When you're at a party or club and you are balling so hard you gotta rock your 'do with a bandana like the late Lucille.
2: Any sex act that while performing involves the addition of using a bandana or handkerchief to wrap and tie the balls from below and over the top of the shaft with the ears off the bandana up in the fashion of how Lucille Ball used to wear hers.
2: Any sex act that while performing involves the addition of using a bandana or handkerchief to wrap and tie the balls from below and over the top of the shaft with the ears off the bandana up in the fashion of how Lucille Ball used to wear hers.
by RevelAndDance June 04, 2023
A large, sudden and uncontrollable release of mucous from the sinuses. Usually a chronic and embarassing event amongst those who ail from it.
by RevelAndDance October 06, 2009
When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.
As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!
by RevelAndDance January 01, 2024
"Hi friend, what temperature is it outside?"
"Hi you, it happens to be 65* with a Moon Shine of +4!"
"Hi you, it happens to be 65* with a Moon Shine of +4!"
by RevelAndDance October 10, 2022
Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.
Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"
by RevelAndDance July 14, 2016