Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.
Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!
She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt
She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt
by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
A white persons afro, perfectly embodied on the white head of late "Happy Painter" Bob Ross. (See Pic)
by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
A Jewish-Mexican residing in Zimbabwae.
by Retem Nad August 18, 2006
A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.
by Retem Nad January 26, 2008