Definitions by Retem Nad

wiffledick 

A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.

Tom's a wiffledick, he didn't even get her phone number, let alone tang her.

wiffledick by Retem Nad January 26, 2008

bumper cunt 

Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.

Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!

She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt

bumper cunt by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

wonkie 

A description of the effects of Ketamine. Usually used to convey a sense of unbalance or malaise.

Dude, Kevbo is feeling super wonkie. (Kevin speaking in 3rd person)

wonkie by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

jubobican 

A Jewish-Mexican residing in Zimbabwae.

Carl is a Jubobican.

jubobican by Retem Nad August 18, 2006

whafro 

A white persons afro, perfectly embodied on the white head of late "Happy Painter" Bob Ross. (See Pic)

Bob Ross has the end all, be all of Whafros

whafro by Retem Nad August 18, 2006