Definitions by Retard_Ryan

Grass 

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

Grass by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

Mug

Urban Dictionary's favorite thing ever

UD: Get the potato mug!
Me: Why the hell would I want a mug that just says the word potato on it!?
UD: Get the potato mug!

Mug by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

Utah 

Something that might come to your mind when you're trying to think of a really forgettable US state

Harry: What's the most obscure US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What's even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!

Utah by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

Utah 

One of those states and or places that you forget exist until you look at a map or something.

Harry: What's the most forgettable US state you can think of?
Kevin: Uhhh, maybe Utah?
Harry: That's true. What the hell is even in that state?
Kevin: Don't ask me!

Utah by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022

Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu 

A really shitty NES game released in 1989 by Color Dreams. It is one of those shitty unlicensed NES games that came in a weird baby blue cartridge. In other words, don't play it.

"Hey have ya heard of the game Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu?"

"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"

"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"

Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022

how to make a cake 

Something that google doesn't want you to look up. You have to look up cake recipes instead.

"Try words that may appear on the site that you're looking for. For example 'cake recipes' instead of 'how to make a cake'

how to make a cake by Retard_Ryan May 31, 2022

Dirty Shelton

A dirty Shelton happens when you're watching the Star Wars prequel trilogy and some bitch comes in and some methed up ho comes in and tells you the cops are coming

Guy 1: Looks like you had a rough night.
Guy 2: Yeah you can say that. My druggie neighbor came in and did a Dirty Shelton.
Guy 1: Damn, that's rough.

Dirty Shelton by Retard_Ryan September 6, 2021