KJUhydrates

A common breakfast in North Korea, which consists of sliced grass and propaganda posters of Kim Jong Un.

Wow, the KJUhydrates were so delicious!

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Aim High Act Now

A popular sex position. It involves the enables the female to "Aim High" by sucking the male's penis. The male then can "Act Now" by releasing his cum

Guy 1: What did you do with that prostitute yesterday?

Guy 2: We did a Aim High Act Now and had a great night.

by Rems Husband March 11, 2018

Toasted Sausage

This occurs when you put your dick in the toaster, causing it to be toasted.

Guy 1: What happened to Glen?

Guy 2: His girlfriend left him because he has a toasted sausage.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Werpoon

An insult used to describe a cunt, or someone who is really stupid.

Guy 1: Why is Tom angry?
Guy 2: I called him a werpoon.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Werpoon

An insult used to describe a cunt, or someone who is really stupid.

Guy 1: Why is Tom angry?
Guy 2: I called him a werpoon.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Wheezetease

It involves heavily breathing on a woman's tits during sex.

I just wheezeteased my wife yesterday.

by Rems Husband March 11, 2018