FMC

Acronym for Fuck My Computer (if you have a POS computer) or Fuck My Connection (if you have a Dial-Up or slow DSL internet connection).
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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mau5turds

A derogatory and offensive name used to describe mau5tards, aka followers of electronic music producer and performer deadmau5. Comes from the idea that mau5tards are so obsessed with deadmau5 they would eat his shit. Disturbing and gross right?
Fucking mau5turds, what's so great about some scrawny muthafucka from Canada???
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Zombie Apocalypse

The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.

The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.

Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
by Rellik Uzi September 18, 2010
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Henrietta

1) A girl's name. Not very common but still used.

2) A slang term to refer to heroin. The term "Henrietta" comes from the fact that heroin also starts with an "H" and many other drugs use girls' names as slang for their respective drug.

Henrietta is sometimes used as a code word for heroin when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.

Henrietta is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "When Henrietta is around I am always happy" to indicate that when heroin is readily available this person is always in a "happy" or euphoric state.
When Henrietta left the other day I got soooo sick!
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
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sickmau5

A nickname for techno artist deadmau5. It started after he collapsed in a pool of his own vomit during a show in Washington, DC in July of 2010.
Awwwww, poor sickmau5. I hope he feels better.
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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This is what it looks like when someone does a facekeyboard.
*t65r67y797557878i8998i87u767y* FMC!!!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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KMN

Acronym for "Kill Me Now". Used commonly in IMs, text messages, and on social networking sites. Indicates life is not going well and the person feels they would be better off dead.
I'm addicted to heroin, lost my job, my mom just died, I'm too much of a pussy to commit suicide, someone just please KMN!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
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