Definitions by Reek O'Shame

Racon

A common North American raccoon (Procyon lotor) but with shortened spine syndrome (SSS) — and a shortened common name to match. Social Media experts say this cryptid’s spinal compaction may be caused by repetitious face-first collisions.

Trash panda Jimothy became Seattle’s adorable racon mascot in 2026 by bringing home the coveted Special Olympics Participation Trophy in freestyle dumpster diving.

Racon by Reek O'Shame July 18, 2026

Donica Blewinski

A mashup of Donald Trump and Monica Lewinski, inspired by the revelation that Mark Epstein emailed his brother Jeffrey Epstein: "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?" Bubba was quickly determined to be world famous poon hound Bill Clinton. Monica couldn't be reached for comment but I'm sure she'll love it.

Hey did Epstein tell you? Putin has photos of Trump giving Clinton a Donica Blewinski!

Donica Blewinski by Reek O'Shame November 14, 2025

Trumpstein 

The nightmarish conflation of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, as the leader of a singularly evil cult of comic book monsters — who just happen to also enjoy fucking, abusing and threatening to kill "women who on the younger side" (AKA children) together as a perk of running their lucrative international extortion ring.

Trumpstein was last seen cowering under a gaggle of Marthas wielding pitchforks.

Trumpstein by Reek O'Shame July 20, 2025

Spartz 

Not to be confused with a queef, spartzing is the act of farting sparks from the anus after consuming a mixture of cheap vodka and gunpowder. Named after Russian-born House of Representatives member Victoria Spartz.

Victoria really lit up the room when the party guests asked her to spartz on command.

Spartz by Reek O'Shame October 2, 2023