Reek O'Shame's definitions

Trumpstein

The nightmarish conflation of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein, as the leader of a singularly evil cult of comic book monsters — who just happen to also enjoy fucking, abusing and threatening to kill "women who on the younger side" (AKA children) together as a perk of running their lucrative international extortion ring.

Trumpstein was last seen cowering under a gaggle of Marthas wielding pitchforks.

by Reek O'Shame July 20, 2025

Spartz

Not to be confused with a queef, spartzing is the act of farting sparks from the anus after consuming a mixture of cheap vodka and gunpowder. Named after Russian-born House of Representatives member Victoria Spartz.

Victoria really lit up the room when the party guests asked her to spartz on command.

by Reek O'Shame October 2, 2023