Redbaron 's definitions

Where the Lord split her

The snatch

“Good Lord!! You can see where the Lord split her in those leather trousers!”

by Redbaron January 28, 2020

Cold Snap

A period of very cold weather that will finish off the old and infirm.

“Gladys next door snuffed it last night”
“It’s this cold snap, it takes them all”

by Redbaron February 10, 2020

Silly Bitch

A term used to cause laughter at someone’s misfortune

“Oh shit! I’ve just send that aircraft 1 bag up!”
“Oh, you Silly Bitch!”

by Redbaron January 9, 2020

Tart with a heart

A hooker with a heart of gold.

“I think I’m smitten with Candice, you know? But I don’t think mother would approve of me bringing home a woman of such easy virtue.”
“Candice may have had more dick than you’ve had hot dinners, but she really is a tart with a heart”

by Redbaron June 1, 2020

Dirty Arab

Someone who smells, typically after they have farted

“Have you farted?”
“No!”
“Yes you have! Oh, you Dirty Arab!”

by Redbaron January 26, 2020

Fishy Fingers

When you sniff your fingers after fingering your hoe.

“You really should wash your snatch more often. I’ve got really fishy fingers now...have a sniff!”

by Redbaron February 2, 2020

Fag Hag

A heterosexual woman who spends most of her time with a homosexual man

“Sorry, I can’t meet you this weekend. I’m going shopping with Tarquin. I am his Fag Hag, you know!”

by Redbaron February 7, 2020