Fishy Fingers

When you sniff your fingers after fingering your hoe.

“You really should wash your snatch more often. I’ve got really fishy fingers now...have a sniff!”

by Redbaron February 02, 2020

Cold Snap

A period of very cold weather that will finish off the old and infirm.

“Gladys next door snuffed it last night”
“It’s this cold snap, it takes them all”

by Redbaron February 10, 2020

Where the Lord split her

The snatch

“Good Lord!! You can see where the Lord split her in those leather trousers!”

by Redbaron January 28, 2020

Dirty Arab

Someone who smells, typically after they have farted

“Have you farted?”
“No!”
“Yes you have! Oh, you Dirty Arab!”

by Redbaron January 26, 2020

Lads, lads, lads!

A group of males that tend to go to ‘Beefa for a long weekend. They wear terrible sportswear with a fanny pack across the chest. They have no interest in current affairs, political views and are yet to get a grip on reality and realise that the world doesn’t revolve around football.

Uhh look at those over there. They’ll be balls deep in Benidorm before the sun goes down. Lads, lads, lads!

by Redbaron April 28, 2021

Cripples

A bunch of people who are physically disabled and are unable to move with great ease.

“That flight to Lourdes is completely rammed today with people hoping to walk again”
“Oh, those poor cripples”

by Redbaron June 17, 2020

Gay as a Lord

A term used by the working class to describe a very gay person

“Is that Christopher Biggins gay?”
“He’s as gay as a Lord!”

by Redbaron February 19, 2020