A nonsensical phrase used to accuse your friends/foes of being "jelly," i.e. jealous. Closely related to "U mad bro?"
Cee Lo: I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like, FUCK YOU!
New boyfriend: U JELLY BRO?
New boyfriend: U JELLY BRO?
by RedReplicant October 26, 2010
When a person, often a family member, who is highly attention seeking, makes up or exaggerates some kind of health event in proximity to a big holiday in order to create drama or put themselves in the center of plans. It is usually a vague but life-threatening illness, serious enough to cause others to drop what they're doing, but not specific enough that people will be aware of what actually ought to be happening to the person. Often after the goal is attained, the subject will let their dupes know that "the doctors found out everything was alright" - getting them off the hook for future issues.
Cousin 1: "Are you still not speaking to your mother-in-law?"
Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"
Cousin 2: "Nah, she's a liar. Remember two years ago when she got Christmas Cancer just to make sure we didn't go to grandma's, and 'recovered' just in time to go to the Bahamas?"
by RedReplicant January 03, 2019
A descriptive term, often overlapping with the use of fauxetry. Used when a person of your acquaintance is self-consciously "deep" and dramatic about every damn thing, to the point of sheer stupidity. Usually occurs in conjunction with emo whining or in cases of people who have no real relationships and so must imagine them, and usually do so by using scripts cribbed from fantasy fiction.
Guy #1: "I pine for the girl in accounting, with her milky skin and raven locks, her trembling breasts!"
Co-worker: "Oh, how fauxetic. Run along home to your mom's basement."
Co-worker: "Oh, how fauxetic. Run along home to your mom's basement."
by RedReplicant September 26, 2010