When one or more women derides another woman or group of women for not following a (often meaningless) social convention, generally motivated by obvious jealousy or an unwillingness to see someone of their own minority group get ahead. This is similar to the "crabs in a bucket" phenomenon where crabs will damage one another in order to be the last one killed.
Jennifer: "Did you see Kate all over that guy at the bar? What a slut! And she dresses so slutty too!"
Alex: "Geez, talk about your internecine female vindictiveness."
Alex: "Geez, talk about your internecine female vindictiveness."
by RedReplicant October 26, 2010
A nonsensical phrase used to accuse your friends/foes of being "jelly," i.e. jealous. Closely related to "U mad bro?"
Cee Lo: I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like, FUCK YOU!
New boyfriend: U JELLY BRO?
New boyfriend: U JELLY BRO?
by RedReplicant October 26, 2010
A descriptive term, often overlapping with the use of fauxetry. Used when a person of your acquaintance is self-consciously "deep" and dramatic about every damn thing, to the point of sheer stupidity. Usually occurs in conjunction with emo whining or in cases of people who have no real relationships and so must imagine them, and usually do so by using scripts cribbed from fantasy fiction.
Guy #1: "I pine for the girl in accounting, with her milky skin and raven locks, her trembling breasts!"
Co-worker: "Oh, how fauxetic. Run along home to your mom's basement."
Co-worker: "Oh, how fauxetic. Run along home to your mom's basement."
by RedReplicant September 26, 2010