Definitions by RedReplicant
Jackhammer Clit
When a woman masturbates so furiously (often with the assistance of a vibe or dildo) that her clit feels like it's been pounded by a jackhammer.
Girl 1: "God, I gave myself three orgasms last night, but this morning I have a horrible case of jackhammer clit!"
Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"
Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"
Jackhammer Clit by RedReplicant August 19, 2010
Envark
A snarky, occasionally trollish poster with a heart of gold. Envark loves to cause a stir, but generally has a constructive reason for doing so. Known for making over-the-top ironic jokes and frustrating overly cautious moderators.
Forums or organizations that ban Envark generally become stagnant and lose members within a very short period, as it indicates over-moderation or paranoia. In fact, Envark's status on a particular forum can be used to gauge the forum's general health and vivacity.
Forums or organizations that ban Envark generally become stagnant and lose members within a very short period, as it indicates over-moderation or paranoia. In fact, Envark's status on a particular forum can be used to gauge the forum's general health and vivacity.
"Did you see that Envark got banned?"
"Yeah, now our forum will be much tidier... but boring as hell."
"Yeah, now our forum will be much tidier... but boring as hell."
Envark by RedReplicant May 17, 2010
Nerds Rope
"I was going to have sex with Jack, but when he pulled his pants down-- god, has he got a nerds rope!"
Nerds Rope by RedReplicant January 17, 2010