RedReplicant's definitions
A descriptive term, often overlapping with the use of fauxetry. Used when a person of your acquaintance is self-consciously "deep" and dramatic about every damn thing, to the point of sheer stupidity. Usually occurs in conjunction with emo whining or in cases of people who have no real relationships and so must imagine them, and usually do so by using scripts cribbed from fantasy fiction.
Guy #1: "I pine for the girl in accounting, with her milky skin and raven locks, her trembling breasts!"
Co-worker: "Oh, how fauxetic. Run along home to your mom's basement."
Co-worker: "Oh, how fauxetic. Run along home to your mom's basement."
by RedReplicant September 26, 2010
Get the Fauxeticmug. A sad, regressive woman who buys into the nerdrage concept that women actually aren't as good as men. Often marked by insecure proclamations that she "isn't a feminist" or thinks that women really should get "back to the kitchen." Generally harbors deep resentment for happier and more confident women as well as an abiding self-hatred.
Obnoxious dude: "Get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich lol lol"
Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."
Sheanderthal: "Why that's so clever! My goodness, it's so true that women belong in the kitchen! Damn feminists trying to encourage equal pay and such nonsense."
by RedReplicant September 12, 2010
Get the Sheanderthalmug. A snarky, occasionally trollish poster with a heart of gold. Envark loves to cause a stir, but generally has a constructive reason for doing so. Known for making over-the-top ironic jokes and frustrating overly cautious moderators.
Forums or organizations that ban Envark generally become stagnant and lose members within a very short period, as it indicates over-moderation or paranoia. In fact, Envark's status on a particular forum can be used to gauge the forum's general health and vivacity.
Forums or organizations that ban Envark generally become stagnant and lose members within a very short period, as it indicates over-moderation or paranoia. In fact, Envark's status on a particular forum can be used to gauge the forum's general health and vivacity.
"Did you see that Envark got banned?"
"Yeah, now our forum will be much tidier... but boring as hell."
"Yeah, now our forum will be much tidier... but boring as hell."
by RedReplicant May 17, 2010
Get the Envarkmug.