The one thing on YouTube you have to be really cautious about, it's full of whiny bitches and a few smart people or know it alls, if you say something that looks dum or smart, there will be people spamming your comment and it will make you tear your hair out
Guy 1: This singer sucks, I hate it
YouTube Commenter: your so dum gtfo
Guy 1: I hate YouTube comments (types it on his comment)
Guy 2: hypocrite
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YouTube Comments
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When you live a life of fuglieness
Fugly: hey man
Man: OMG!!!! Oh wait it's you, hey
Fugly: sorry if I'm fugly bro
Man: it's ok man you just live a fuglife
Puking while shitting at the same time
Dude 1: Dude I was in the washroom and I puked while I was dropping one
Dude 2: that's what you call a puhit
Dude 1: haha nice, we should define that on urban dictionary
Dude 2: haha totally
A person that everyone dreams of, a person that everyone wants to be, a person who everyone wants to kill, a person that everyone whines about, etc
Person with no life: I was watching Britney Spears live and she has the worst camel toe
Guy 2: fuck off dickweed, celebrity's shouldn't be discriminated for no reason
Me: I hate Britney Spears but I do agree that celebs shouldn't be discriminated
A show that makes fun of religion, race, people, country's, problems, etc. And at the end of almost every episode Kyle gives a influential speech that teaches the boys a lesson and then cartman shits on everyone with his problems. It is the best show on the planet
Cartman: how bout you go suck my balls
(Classroom gasps)
Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Cartman: I'm sorry I'm sorry, actually what I said was (gets speaker phone) how you bout you suck my balls mr. Garrison
Stan: holy shit dude
From the South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut
A rare disease found in the shores of Wakanda, it will make you blind with white..
Tommy: yo Jerry, I have Chokon..
Jerry: Damn bro, where’d you get it.
Tommy: Wakanda
Jerry: Hmm.. If I may ask, what is Chokon.
Tommy: Chokon my cum huehuehue.
Jerry: ....
Top 10 pictures before disaster!
Another name for a rooster, what you thought it was going to mean penis, you sick pervert
Farmer: Look at that nice cock ever there
Person: *laughs hysterically* hehe that's what she said
Farmer: *sighs*
