Cock Block

When you try to have a sexual relation with someone but someone else tries to ruin it for you

Man: I tryed to fuck my date last night but her friend cock blocked me

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 12, 2016

Celebrity

A person that everyone dreams of, a person that everyone wants to be, a person who everyone wants to kill, a person that everyone whines about, etc

Person with no life: I was watching Britney Spears live and she has the worst camel toe

Guy 2: fuck off dickweed, celebrity's shouldn't be discriminated for no reason

Me: I hate Britney Spears but I do agree that celebs shouldn't be discriminated

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 12, 2016

Celebrity

A person that everyone dreams of, a person that everyone wants to be, a person who everyone wants to kill, a person that everyone whines about, etc

Person with no life: I was watching Britney Spears live and she has the worst camel toe

Guy 2: fuck off dickweed, celebrity's shouldn't be discriminated for no reason

Me: I hate Britney Spears but I do agree that celebs shouldn't be discriminated

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 12, 2016

Fuglife

When you live a life of fuglieness

Fugly: hey man

Man: OMG!!!! Oh wait it's you, hey

Fugly: sorry if I'm fugly bro

Man: it's ok man you just live a fuglife

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 16, 2016

Puhit

Puking while shitting at the same time

Dude 1: Dude I was in the washroom and I puked while I was dropping one

Dude 2: that's what you call a puhit

Dude 1: haha nice, we should define that on urban dictionary

Dude 2: haha totally

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 15, 2016

South Park

A show that makes fun of religion, race, people, country's, problems, etc. And at the end of almost every episode Kyle gives a influential speech that teaches the boys a lesson and then cartman shits on everyone with his problems. It is the best show on the planet

Cartman: how bout you go suck my balls

(Classroom gasps)

Mr. Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Cartman: I'm sorry I'm sorry, actually what I said was (gets speaker phone) how you bout you suck my balls mr. Garrison

Stan: holy shit dude

From the South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut

by ReaperOfDefinitions November 26, 2015

Cock

Another name for a rooster, what you thought it was going to mean penis, you sick pervert

Farmer: Look at that nice cock ever there

Person: *laughs hysterically* hehe that's what she said

Farmer: *sighs*

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 12, 2016