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A rare disease found in the shores of Wakanda, it will make you blind with white..
Tommy: yo Jerry, I have Chokon..
Jerry: Damn bro, where’d you get it.
Tommy: Wakanda
Jerry: Hmm.. If I may ask, what is Chokon.
Tommy: Chokon my cum huehuehue.
Jerry: ....

Top 10 pictures before disaster!
Chokon by ReaperOfDefinitions October 18, 2018

Donald Trump 

A person that got rich because of his daddy
Donald Trump: My father gave me a small loan of a Million Dollars
When you live a life of fuglieness
Fugly: hey man

Man: OMG!!!! Oh wait it's you, hey

Fugly: sorry if I'm fugly bro

Man: it's ok man you just live a fuglife
Puking while shitting at the same time
Dude 1: Dude I was in the washroom and I puked while I was dropping one

Dude 2: that's what you call a puhit

Dude 1: haha nice, we should define that on urban dictionary

Dude 2: haha totally

Celebrity 

A person that everyone dreams of, a person that everyone wants to be, a person who everyone wants to kill, a person that everyone whines about, etc
Person with no life: I was watching Britney Spears live and she has the worst camel toe

Guy 2: fuck off dickweed, celebrity's shouldn't be discriminated for no reason

Me: I hate Britney Spears but I do agree that celebs shouldn't be discriminated

Celebrity 

A person that everyone dreams of, a person that everyone wants to be, a person who everyone wants to kill, a person that everyone whines about, etc
Person with no life: I was watching Britney Spears live and she has the worst camel toe

Guy 2: fuck off dickweed, celebrity's shouldn't be discriminated for no reason

Me: I hate Britney Spears but I do agree that celebs shouldn't be discriminated

Cock Block

When you try to have a sexual relation with someone but someone else tries to ruin it for you
Man: I tryed to fuck my date last night but her friend cock blocked me