An animal that resembles a Kodiak Bear and a girl mixed into one. This creature has magical powers, though none have been documented. There is just a vague reference in the Zogotorium of such a creature.
NOUN: An incredibly cute, funny girl, with a crazy beautiful smile. She is short, blonde, and Captain of the Cheerleading Squad. She has the funniest and best friends in the universe! She has morals and is the farthest from a slutty whore, but tends to be flirty and accidentally lead guys on. She got a donk and a ghetto booty and knows how to work it. She has guys falling all over her, but rejects them all for her AMAZING boyfriend.
ADJECTIVE: To have an extremely high toe touch in cheerleading.
NOUN: She's so freaking amazing. We should call her ClaireBear.
ADJECTIVE: That jump was awesome! It was almost as good as a ClaireBear jump. :)
Term applied by PvP (player vs. player) participants in an online role-playing game to those players are disinterested in PvP conflict. Usually derogatory.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.