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Discount Baby

/n/ A baby born on or near a day with a annual discount.
List of days a discount baby may occur:
Beginning of September
End of December
And the beginning of every month.
by Razorclaw the crab April 22, 2020
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Ocean Wisdom

Ocean Wisdom is an English rapper of Jamaican Heritage. He is known for rapping extremely fast, mostly in his track Walkin' where he raps faster than Eminem
He was born in Camden Town, London 1993. He died at birth, and his mom went unconscious. Though, he was brought back to life and his mom survived the whole thing. He grew up listening to Eminem and his dad always called him Chaos.
Ocean Wisdom's best music by rating
Revvin' (2018)
Real Smooth (2016)
Walkin' (2015)
by Razorclaw the crab July 2, 2020
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Homoplatonic

A relationship between two homosexual people who aren't in love with eachother but are friends in a completely gay way
Sierrah: Omg girl your confidence is top-notch I love you
Rachel: Hellll yeah sis I love you too but in a homoplatonic fashion.
by Razorclaw the crab October 11, 2020
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Stockholder Syndrome

/n/
A condition in which develops in a poor person when they find a way to get money. Stockholder Syndrome is a condition that causes a person to turn into a crazed money whore
My coworker only got this job because of stockholder syndrome
by Razorclaw the crab December 24, 2020
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Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.
by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019
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7 minutes in the spirit realm.

A game commonly played by one person, usually an emo person. In this game, someone goes into a closet, and waits until they reach an out of body experience. A 3rd step could be added where you summon a demon.
Person 1: Dude I played 7 minutes in the spirit realm. It was not easy.
Person 2: It's easier with weed.
by Razorclaw the crab May 28, 2019
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LMFAOIKMHIMWDWWLTITFITYNSTATAHNCOTMY

Acronym for "Laughing my fucking ass off I killed my husband in my wedding dress when we lived together in Tampa, Florida in the year nineteen seventy three and the authorities have not caught on to me yet
This is so funny I'm LMFAOIKMHIMWDWWLTITFITYNSTATAHNCOTMY
by Razorclaw the crab May 11, 2022
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