Razorclaw the crab's definitions

Saturday the 14th

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.

Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.

by Razorclaw the crab January 26, 2019

Dominatursexual

Sorta like bi, but instead of being anybody, it's the attraction of dominant people.\

See also:
Dom
Sub
Switch

Female: I am dominant.
Dominatursexual Male: That's hot. Fuck me.
Dominatursexual Female: That's hot. Fuck me.

(note: Same works if the person was male.)

by Razorclaw the crab July 14, 2019

Ocean Wisdom

Ocean Wisdom is an English rapper of Jamaican Heritage. He is known for rapping extremely fast, mostly in his track Walkin' where he raps faster than Eminem
He was born in Camden Town, London 1993. He died at birth, and his mom went unconscious. Though, he was brought back to life and his mom survived the whole thing. He grew up listening to Eminem and his dad always called him Chaos.

Ocean Wisdom's best music by rating
Revvin' (2018)
Real Smooth (2016)
Walkin' (2015)

by Razorclaw the crab July 2, 2020

Discount Baby

/n/ A baby born on or near a day with a annual discount.

List of days a discount baby may occur:
Beginning of September
End of December
And the beginning of every month.

by Razorclaw the crab April 22, 2020

Homoplatonic

A relationship between two homosexual people who aren't in love with eachother but are friends in a completely gay way

Sierrah: Omg girl your confidence is top-notch I love you
Rachel: Hellll yeah sis I love you too but in a homoplatonic fashion.

by Razorclaw the crab October 11, 2020

Pogger

/N/

Def 1: More than a pog, but not enough to fit multiple poggers
Def 2: One who pogs

Person 1: Wow I just found diamonds in Minecraft!
Person 2: POG!
Person 3: Pogger

by Razorclaw the crab March 20, 2021

LMFAOIKMHIMWDWWLTITFITYNSTATAHNCOTMY

Acronym for "Laughing my fucking ass off I killed my husband in my wedding dress when we lived together in Tampa, Florida in the year nineteen seventy three and the authorities have not caught on to me yet

This is so funny I'm LMFAOIKMHIMWDWWLTITFITYNSTATAHNCOTMY

by Razorclaw the crab May 11, 2022