Raziel's definitions

twatsporks

Any one being an obnoxious little immature prick.

"Those freshmen are such twatsporks"

by Raziel February 4, 2004

Hafo

A halfling that is the Biggest Asshole and we Love him for it!

Oh MAN HAFO JUST KICKED THAT NOOB! SWEET!

by Raziel April 25, 2005

the buffalo theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

The buffalo theory is concrete proof that getting drunk is good for your intelligence

by Raziel February 4, 2004

Fuckably Hot

A term used to describe a women so hot that you must restrain your self from fucking them when ever they are around.

Miss Eaton is fuckably hot.

by Raziel April 21, 2003

Scab

Noun: A beggar, someone who frequently asks for money or gets friends to buy things for them.

Verb: The act of asking someone for money or objects, such as cigarettes.

"That guy is such a scab, he is always asking for money, don't give him anything."


"Hey buddy, can I scab a few dollars from you?"

by Raziel April 25, 2005

Booty butler

The manservant of an ass.

Coor! I'd be the booty butler to that.

by Raziel January 31, 2018

mind fucking

The act of messing with someones mind, usually to an extreme.

The last time I mindfucked Peter, he thought he was an heroin addict for three days.

by Raziel April 21, 2003