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Soulja boy

Some good beats were murdered by this "rapper". I hope his producer finds a better artist to rap to his beats.

But on to Soulja Boy himself. He has a speech impediment if you listen real close. That's not southern drawl you're hearing. He's in cahoots with Lil wayne to bring down Hip-Hop and once again prove nas that Hip-Hop is dead.

It's not his fault. He SHOULD go unnoticed, but again, not his fault. Blame the people who play his babbage ass music on the radio.
Soulja boy fanbitch: "Dul-dya byoy u in 'is o"

Me: "Huh? oh wait never mind, it's that speech impediment you're trying to copy"
by Raw Doggy April 10, 2010
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Brooke valentine

One of the hottest- and I mean that in two ways- Hip-Hop/R&B singers out there. What I love about the girl is that she keeps it real, isn't a sell out and doesn't look like a nasty got-every-STD-in-the-world hoe.
Brooke Valentine... what else?
Oh yeah, there's about to be a girlfight
by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010
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Dr. Oz

Senile old doctor that turns the smallest little factor into a huge catastrophe on his show. The stupidest things become the biggest threats (see schmalfuss). If you suffer from agoraphobia and one day plan on returning back to the real world, do not watch this show. You'll be even more paranoid than ever.
Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of Anthrax. If I were to throw Anthrax down a street, everyone from a mile from it that inhales it may die.

Me: Um... ok

Dr. Oz: Today on my show, we'll be discussing the dangers of DDT. This stuff man, could kill you man.

Me: Yeah, in like 70 years ¬_¬
by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010
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Mario

Don't get me wrong, I love the game. But I think it's time to cut the crap. You people deserve the true definition of how this all started.

Mario is a plumber who hates his crap life-no pun intended-so he gets fucked up off mushrooms and goes on crazy adventures with his brother, Luigi. The goal of his adventures is saving a stupid princess who seems to get a kick off getting kidnapped by a giant turtle named Bowser (how she doesn't run away from a slow moving turtle is beyond me).

Most common occurrence on those adventures is finding green shrooms and getting even more fucked up that they gain an extra life! 2nd most common is finding red shrooms and now they grow about 10 feet in size.

They find coins sometimes, only to support their drug habits and get more shrooms. In the old games, they used to find a raccoon suit that made them fly, but nowadays, they don't find any good shrooms to do that anymore. Fire flower power up is really diarrhea kicking in.

Goombas= dog turds, for some reason it's fun to stomp on them. They have no hands, they can't do anything to you.
When they lose a life, it's really the shrooms wearing off, until it's game over and then they wake up in jail.
You got any shrooms? Mario hears a princess in need of rescuing.
by Raw Doggy April 10, 2010
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