RatchetBoo's definitions

spandex

Something that should not be worn by fat people or those who hate getting wedgies.

My next-door neighbor has a spandex bathrobe. What a dummy!

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

Shellder

APokemon that looks like a scallop and likes to bite people in their butts while they're tured around. They like sticking out their tongues and can be heard at night yelling SHELLLLLLLLLLLLDERRR! in very high-pitched voices.

Shellder bit the gay mail man in his butt, so now the gay mail man has a new pet.

by RatchetBoo April 27, 2003

Spoiled Brat

The reason why many people don't want kids. Usually used to talk about children who act like stuck up little freaks and should have been aborted when their parents found out they were pregnant. Reason why Uzis and flamethrowers should be legalized as private weapons.

Shawn B. says that the spoiled brat that lives across the street from her got kidnapped last month...and his parents are actually celebrating instead of searching for him!

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

eye boogers

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up.

Lil Kurt likes to eat his eye boogers.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

butt-kisser

Someone who is always sucking up to some other person in a sickening manner.

Soccer moms are some of the world's best butt-kissers.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

sheep

Someone who mindessly follows and emulates anything and everything in the name of fame/recognition. A waste of flesh and brain cells.

Many of the kids where I live are sheep.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003

The Ripping Friends

One of the best shows ever! It is made by the same artist who made Ren and Stimpy. It's about four guys(Rip, Slab, Chunk, and Crag)who live with their mom and lab assistant Jimmy at Ripcot and fight crime. Some people believe they're gay because of the the stuff they do on the show, but they're not. The show is just basically a parody of past superhero shows and the lives of superheroes. It is a hilarious show.

Shawn B. favorite Ripping Friend is Chunk because he always says/does something dumb.

by RatchetBoo April 26, 2003