Charlie Brown

Someone who needs to tell Lucy VanPelt to fuck off and get a life.

Lucy: Charlie Brown, you're so stupid!
*extends his middle finger*
Charlie: Up yours, bitch!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 25, 2005

gay insults

As old as "pull my finger," except with even less meaning.

Person one: Dude you're such a loser. What a fag!
Person two: Dude, you used "fag" as an insult. What a loser!

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 27, 2005

cops

Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.

I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 04, 2005

Tori Amos

The greatest singer/composer of all time...EVER!

Tori Amos is THE piano goddess.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 25, 2005

lifetime

Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 26, 2005

masturbate

One of the sexiest things that a man can possibly do.

Hot damn...there isn't much else I can say.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 11, 2005

moderate

One of the political categories that is inbetween both conservative and liberal, agreeing and disagreeing with both sides. Liberals say they are "open minded" when they really aren't, and conservatives know that they are closed minded, but moderates are open to certain ideas and opinions to both sides, depending on the person and how they feel with each issue.

The conservatives are the left wing of the bird and the liberals are the right wing of the bird. However, the moderates are in the middle, which is where the brain is.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 02, 2005