Meg Griffin

One of the characters from the television cartoon series Family Guy. The teenage girl of the Griffin family, she is the most annoying and aggrivating character in the whole show. All she does is whine and bitch about not being popular and always begging to be friends with the popular girls. She wants to be accepted by her peers, but doesn't dress-up or make herself likable and interesting to be around, along with having no social graces. She's annoying in every way with no personality, and will even belittle her family due to her severe insecurity. Not only is she unpopular in the series, but is most likely disliked by the majority of people from reality, as well. If I met her, I wouldn't want to be friends with her, either.

Season four, episode six - "Petarded"

Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!

Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 09, 2005

green eyes

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Most blue eyes aren't even all that pretty, but more bland, and brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark yet too common which takes away the appeal of them.

Green eyes are prettier than most blue eyes.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 15, 2005

gay insults

As old as "pull my finger," except with even less meaning.

Person one: Dude you're such a loser. What a fag!
Person two: Dude, you used "fag" as an insult. What a loser!

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 07, 2005

bisexual

The sexual mutt. The sexuality that is mixed between both heterosexual and homosexual. The sexuality that is also presently very popular with females.

That bisexual guy over there, as most are, is really sexy!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 02, 2005

marriage

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 31, 2005

lifetime

Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 30, 2005

shitmail

A more accurate word for junkmail.

After registering to a website, I began recieving loads of shitmail.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 24, 2005