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Meg Griffin

One of the characters from the television cartoon series Family Guy. The teenage girl of the Griffin family, she is the most annoying and aggrivating character in the whole show. All she does is whine and bitch about not being popular and always begging to be friends with the popular girls. She wants to be accepted by her peers, but doesn't dress-up or make herself likable and interesting to be around, along with having no social graces. She's annoying in every way with no personality, and will even belittle her family due to her severe insecurity. Not only is she unpopular in the series, but is most likely disliked by the majority of people from reality, as well. If I met her, I wouldn't want to be friends with her, either.

Season four, episode six - "Petarded"

Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!

Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.

by raspberry (lust) muffin August 9, 2005

abstinence

The worst type of STD prevention.

That's what condoms are for.

by raspberry (lust) muffin December 5, 2004

faggot

A word that once was used as a heavily derogatory insult towards homosexuals, but now is more used as an insult towards something or someone being annoying, irritating, very flawed, etc...

Old usage: I hate John because he's a total faggot.
Common usage: I tried to use Geocities today, but the site screwed-up and started being a faggot.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 15, 2008

cops

Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.

I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 4, 2005

save the world

A REALLY annoying term and storyline used way too much in movies and television shows. The comment itself sounds absolutely stupid, and is commenly used for one person (i.e. Buffy the vampire slayer) which makes it hard to believe that one person could do the job on their own. Even when they get help from others, considering that there are 6 billion people on the planet and considering the size of "the world," it makes it too radical of an idea to actually be interesting. Even when the storyline IS good, it's still a stupid term to use.

Ice cream man: You want me to walk off of my job?! What am I supposed to do for you and your company?
CIA dude: Save the world.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 4, 2005

lifetime

Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 30, 2005

brown eyes

The eye color that the culture seems to have something against. Everyone who has brown eyes wants to wear contacts to have blue eyes, as if they believe that brown eyes are the color of ugliness.

Since when were brown eyes ugly? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 3, 2005