Definitions by Ranger Wordsmith

viralmania 

1.) Literally, a state of psychological and/or physiological hyperactivity generated by one's love for social media trending.

2.) A buzzword indicating an obsession for any particular subject on the internet.

The viralmania for cat photos is one indicator of cat lady tendencies.

viralmania by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015

virally

Pertaining to obsessive characteristics. Within the context of compulsive behavior and to the point of possessed.

Her cookies are virally delicious. You can't stop eating them.

virally by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015

blabberjockey 

Someone you would tell a secret or rumor to if you wanted it to be spread around. An individual who tells everything he or she knows to everyone. A blabber mouth gossip who is compelled to tell all without discretion or consideration for any ramifications.

I told her my feet hurt. Now everyone is giving me home-remedies for gout. She's quite the blabberjockey.

blabberjockey by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015

slaphappiest 

Happier than slap happy, and the best of all slaphappier options.

I was slaphappier with blue or green over red. I'm slaphappiest with gray.

slaphappiest by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015

viralmanic

The state of overly loving things that are going viral in a rapid ascent. Becoming virally frenzied, feverish, mad, insane, maniacal, crazed.

The story about Brian Williams lying on television is so compelling that it has made me viralmanic to the point that I inject it into every conversation.

viralmanic by Ranger Wordsmith February 9, 2015

viromantic 

Romantically attached to viral episodes. In love with viralmania with tendencies to over do it in a passionate manner.

Her uncontrollable emotion for tweets about fashion is so viromantic, unlike her unkempt hair.

viromantic by Ranger Wordsmith February 9, 2015

comediotic

Comedic, funny, laughable—but idiotic, stupid, ignorant, imbecilic. Silly. Funny in an odd way.

My hair is attached to my head. Pardon my prior comediotic statement. My hair is still in place.

comediotic by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015