Ranger Wordsmith's definitions

comediotic

Comedic, funny, laughable—but idiotic, stupid, ignorant, imbecilic. Silly. Funny in an odd way.

My hair is attached to my head. Pardon my prior comediotic statement. My hair is still in place.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

slaphappiest

Happier than slap happy, and the best of all slaphappier options.

I was slaphappier with blue or green over red. I'm slaphappiest with gray.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015

dogclick quick

Something terrible that happens as fast as when the dog runs across your keyboard and permanently deletes four hours of laptop work.

When Mary doesn't like someone, she lashes out at them dogClick quick with verbal abuse.

by Ranger Wordsmith January 18, 2017

Dark Thirty

Long past dark. Much later than after dark.

The sun went down at eight. We were out until ten. We were out past dark thirty.

by Ranger Wordsmith September 5, 2015

virally

Pertaining to obsessive characteristics. Within the context of compulsive behavior and to the point of possessed.

Her cookies are virally delicious. You can't stop eating them.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015

viralmanic

The state of overly loving things that are going viral in a rapid ascent. Becoming virally frenzied, feverish, mad, insane, maniacal, crazed.

The story about Brian Williams lying on television is so compelling that it has made me viralmanic to the point that I inject it into every conversation.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 9, 2015

cynoptimist

A pessimist who is driven by hope. A paradoxical balance between being a skeptic and a utopian idealist. Wishfully wary. A guarded viewpoint with no tangible protection. Reckless yet cautious or reckless prudence. Circumspect with abandon.

He does not believe in God, but he hopes there is one, making him a cynoptimist about faith in a higher power.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015