Something terrible that happens as fast as when the dog runs across your keyboard and permanently deletes four hours of laptop work.
by Ranger Wordsmith January 19, 2017
Verb: Taking the next step in a process and usually to an extreme. The act of oneupsmanship with the intention of showing off. Besting all predecessors to the nth degree.
That guy just oneupted my idea for cold beer and hot dogs with his idea for cold beer, hotdogs, and chili cheese fries with cilantro on top.
by Ranger Wordsmith February 07, 2015
by Ranger Wordsmith January 22, 2017
1.) Literally, a state of psychological and/or physiological hyperactivity generated by one's love for social media trending.
2.) A buzzword indicating an obsession for any particular subject on the internet.
2.) A buzzword indicating an obsession for any particular subject on the internet.
by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015
Elated to the point of slapping one's grandma. Slightly happier than slap happy, but not as happy as slaphappiest while in a state of stupor or suffering from a lack of sleep.
by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015
Someone you would tell a secret or rumor to if you wanted it to be spread around. An individual who tells everything he or she knows to everyone. A blabber mouth gossip who is compelled to tell all without discretion or consideration for any ramifications.
I told her my feet hurt. Now everyone is giving me home-remedies for gout. She's quite the blabberjockey.
by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015
Having a belly full of beer and a mind that's just as liquid. Being drunk on beer and stupid at the same time.
Bob was so beered-up that he tripped on his own feet and fell face-first into the fireplace while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment.
by Ranger Wordsmith April 22, 2015