Ranger Wordsmith's definitions

viralmanic

The state of overly loving things that are going viral in a rapid ascent. Becoming virally frenzied, feverish, mad, insane, maniacal, crazed.

The story about Brian Williams lying on television is so compelling that it has made me viralmanic to the point that I inject it into every conversation.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 9, 2015

cynoptimist

A pessimist who is driven by hope. A paradoxical balance between being a skeptic and a utopian idealist. Wishfully wary. A guarded viewpoint with no tangible protection. Reckless yet cautious or reckless prudence. Circumspect with abandon.

He does not believe in God, but he hopes there is one, making him a cynoptimist about faith in a higher power.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

slaphappier

Elated to the point of slapping one's grandma. Slightly happier than slap happy, but not as happy as slaphappiest while in a state of stupor or suffering from a lack of sleep.

I couldn't be slaphappier to make your acquaintance, although I don't expect to recall it later.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015

virally

Pertaining to obsessive characteristics. Within the context of compulsive behavior and to the point of possessed.

Her cookies are virally delicious. You can't stop eating them.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015

Dark Thirty

Long past dark. Much later than after dark.

The sun went down at eight. We were out until ten. We were out past dark thirty.

by Ranger Wordsmith September 5, 2015

dogclick

When the dog runs across the keyboard, deleting your computer work.

I'm just one dogclick away from being as smart as I'd like.

by Ranger Wordsmith January 18, 2017

blabberjockey

Someone you would tell a secret or rumor to if you wanted it to be spread around. An individual who tells everything he or she knows to everyone. A blabber mouth gossip who is compelled to tell all without discretion or consideration for any ramifications.

I told her my feet hurt. Now everyone is giving me home-remedies for gout. She's quite the blabberjockey.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015