Ranger Wordsmith's definitions

comediotic

Comedic, funny, laughable—but idiotic, stupid, ignorant, imbecilic. Silly. Funny in an odd way.

My hair is attached to my head. Pardon my prior comediotic statement. My hair is still in place.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

cynoptimist

A pessimist who is driven by hope. A paradoxical balance between being a skeptic and a utopian idealist. Wishfully wary. A guarded viewpoint with no tangible protection. Reckless yet cautious or reckless prudence. Circumspect with abandon.

He does not believe in God, but he hopes there is one, making him a cynoptimist about faith in a higher power.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

oneupted

Verb: Taking the next step in a process and usually to an extreme. The act of oneupsmanship with the intention of showing off. Besting all predecessors to the nth degree.

That guy just oneupted my idea for cold beer and hot dogs with his idea for cold beer, hotdogs, and chili cheese fries with cilantro on top.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

viralmanic

The state of overly loving things that are going viral in a rapid ascent. Becoming virally frenzied, feverish, mad, insane, maniacal, crazed.

The story about Brian Williams lying on television is so compelling that it has made me viralmanic to the point that I inject it into every conversation.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 9, 2015

viromantic

Romantically attached to viral episodes. In love with viralmania with tendencies to over do it in a passionate manner.

Her uncontrollable emotion for tweets about fashion is so viromantic, unlike her unkempt hair.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 9, 2015

blabberjockey

Someone you would tell a secret or rumor to if you wanted it to be spread around. An individual who tells everything he or she knows to everyone. A blabber mouth gossip who is compelled to tell all without discretion or consideration for any ramifications.

I told her my feet hurt. Now everyone is giving me home-remedies for gout. She's quite the blabberjockey.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015

slaphappiest

Happier than slap happy, and the best of all slaphappier options.

I was slaphappier with blue or green over red. I'm slaphappiest with gray.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015