Ranger Wordsmith's definitions

slaphappiest

Happier than slap happy, and the best of all slaphappier options.

I was slaphappier with blue or green over red. I'm slaphappiest with gray.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 18, 2015

comediotic

Comedic, funny, laughable—but idiotic, stupid, ignorant, imbecilic. Silly. Funny in an odd way.

My hair is attached to my head. Pardon my prior comediotic statement. My hair is still in place.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015

dogclick quick

Something terrible that happens as fast as when the dog runs across your keyboard and permanently deletes four hours of laptop work.

When Mary doesn't like someone, she lashes out at them dogClick quick with verbal abuse.

by Ranger Wordsmith January 18, 2017

beered-up

Having a belly full of beer and a mind that's just as liquid. Being drunk on beer and stupid at the same time.

Bob was so beered-up that he tripped on his own feet and fell face-first into the fireplace while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment.

by Ranger Wordsmith April 21, 2015

viralmania

1.) Literally, a state of psychological and/or physiological hyperactivity generated by one's love for social media trending.

2.) A buzzword indicating an obsession for any particular subject on the internet.

The viralmania for cat photos is one indicator of cat lady tendencies.

by Ranger Wordsmith March 19, 2015

catclick

When your puss spats the keyboard.

My answer to your question is wrong... I had an accidental catClick.

by Ranger Wordsmith January 22, 2017

oneupted

Verb: Taking the next step in a process and usually to an extreme. The act of oneupsmanship with the intention of showing off. Besting all predecessors to the nth degree.

That guy just oneupted my idea for cold beer and hot dogs with his idea for cold beer, hotdogs, and chili cheese fries with cilantro on top.

by Ranger Wordsmith February 7, 2015