RandyL's definitions

Self-tercourse

Slang; Masturbate.

He wasn't gettin' the jimmy-whacks from his ho, so he engaged in a little self-tercourse instead.

by RandyL November 16, 2003

In-Out

Slang; Nadsat for 'sex'

"I would have liked to have a bit of the in-out, in-out right there on the stage with her." - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

by RandyL November 11, 2003

Horse Whiskers

A good name for a Country Music Group.

"Jesus Christ, that's the fourth fucking time that goddamned song by Horse Whiskers has been on in the last hour!"

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Mai

Current Children: Ziggurat, Matt

If Mai got herself pregnant with her Male side: Maivis

by RandyL March 16, 2003

Crono

1. Bad-ass mute with red Spikey/Punk hair.
2. Swordsman (Guy that will cut you and make you bleed)

"Man, Crono popped the King's daughter and got away Scot-Free..."

by RandyL March 8, 2003

Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel is a new element of the periodic table, as he is a pure element unto himself. The symbol for Vin Diesel is Vn, because Vd would've implied STDs. This is ironic because the bacteria in Vin Diesel's penis will instantly kill any STD and/or small mammal on contact.

Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents, whom one of which is Bruce Campbell, with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.

by RandyL August 15, 2005

Xylophone Buggery

Anal Sex with the use of a Xylophone or Xylophone sticks.

She buggered herslef in the ass with the hard round ball at the end of the xylophone stick.

by RandyL October 17, 2003