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why am i doing this instead of hw

something i just asked myself and i just realised it was due 30 mins ago. ima kill myself bruh
why am i doing this instead of hw im literally still doing this shit
by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021
mugGet the why am i doing this instead of hwmug.
something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.
*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
mugGet the why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?mug.

im done with my hw

something i rarely say since i never do my hw
"im done with my hw" "no one reading this will ever give a fuck"
by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021
mugGet the im done with my hwmug.
a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro
it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch
by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021
mugGet the your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couchmug.

who tf is that

When you see someone you have never seen before
"yo who tf is that?" "idk"
by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021
mugGet the who tf is thatmug.

that dude just jumped off a 4 story building

When someone jumps off a 4 story building
"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."
by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021
mugGet the that dude just jumped off a 4 story buildingmug.

guys.... im gay..

Something you tell people when you are gay and have nothing else to say
"guys.... im gay.." "i really dont give a shit shawn"
by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021
mugGet the guys.... im gay..mug.

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