Yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn

when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick

"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"

by Random schoolkid December 06, 2021

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your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 27, 2021

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who tf is that

When you see someone you have never seen before

"yo who tf is that?" "idk"

by Random schoolkid December 06, 2021

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that dude just jumped off a 4 story building

When someone jumps off a 4 story building

"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."

by Random schoolkid December 06, 2021

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no

"no"

by Random schoolkid June 27, 2021

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guys.... im gay..

Something you tell people when you are gay and have nothing else to say

"guys.... im gay.." "i really dont give a shit shawn"

by Random schoolkid December 06, 2021

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im done with my hw

something i rarely say since i never do my hw

"im done with my hw" "no one reading this will ever give a fuck"

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