Jizzus Crust

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

fetty pawghetti

When you convince a thicc girl it's her duty to sell herself in order to supply your fentanyl addiction.

That chick has really gone downhill she's such a fetty pawghetti and her hair looks like a bowl of wet spaghetti.

by Ranchgirls August 18, 2023

Yard duty butt

The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.

Damn girl Its summer get rid of those yoga pants and start showing off that yard duty butt.

by Ranchgirls April 18, 2020

Saint Dick

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.

Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

cum snob

A girl who imposes irrational or superficial standards and prejudicial exclusionary characteristics for her sexual partners.

I was hittin' that three or four times a week before she bleached her hair and became a cum snob.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Beard salad

The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.

Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020