Ranchgirls's definitions

cipress

The label of a narcissistic little boy who carries around his mommy/daddy issues in his long girl like hair and stubborn fetal alcohol syndrome browridge. Incapable of simple tasks and unworthy of attention but be careful the subject is prone to sudden outbursts resembling retardation and petty theft.

That tard who sells weed out front of the pizza shop amd steals the workers tips? Such a Cipress dude. TOTALLY a virus.

by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023

bidens last words

"Uhh--arghh(gargle)oh" as he completely outsretches his arm for one of his young aides asses one last time as they barely dodge the physical contact but turn around to see the look of horror on his weasely face.

So it turns out all of the dementia patients sound of with bidens last words whenever one of them kicks the bucket.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2023

hersuasive

When a female uses her sexual prowess to allign you into agreement with her in the hopes that it well help you sleep with her.

Well he didn't want to vote republican but his girl was very hersuasive in gettting him to actually do it.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2022

Pieces Pizza

Not to be confused with Paisas Pizza which is merely ketchup, velveeta, and bologna on a warmed tortilla.

Pieces Pizza is like a hot thicc pawg with her rolls double stuffed.

Yeah that thicc broad, talk about Pieces Pizza. We all would love a slice of that pie.

by Ranchgirls November 6, 2022

Salty Cumbath

Another way of saying Gangbang between two female friends. Typically one of both of them is either newly single and or cheating on their spouse.

"Hey Beverly,

Last weekend was so romantic he took me to his work and all of the guys there gave me a salty cumbath for my birthday."

by Ranchgirls July 25, 2022

thrombass

808 Bass music that literally makes you throb and melt as if you were fucking.

That DJ is lit, he spins the crackest thrombass on the planet or at least in RIO.

by Ranchgirls June 24, 2022

thrombz

That feeling you get when you really have to poop but are forced to hold it but it keeps building to the point where when it finally explodes out of you and then theres blood on the toilet paper when you go to wipe.

Theres shit and blood in the kitchen sink because I had a bad case of the thrombz.

by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022