Ranchgirls's definitions

crapoleon

Someone who speaks down to other as if they are an aurhority when they are in fact full of crap.

That know it all whiz kid is actually just a crapoleon.

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

lickpic

Pictures of female genitalia that are exchanged between lesbians.

I can't believe she sent me an unsolicited lickpic what a lil' hoe she is turning out to be.

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

dykes shard lemonaid

When lesbians drink eachothers urine in order to get high off of the meth content.

Babe I have never been thirstier, think you could drizzle out a half pint of that pungent dykes shard lemonaid?

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

hership

The acknowledgement of displayed behavior where a man puts a woman on a pedestal and let's her walk all over him.

Sorry guys can't go out tonigh... my wife wants me to go home and hership her phat ass tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023

sklartching

The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.

I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.

by Ranchgirls August 8, 2023

fudruckold

A devoted and loving wife who takes pleasure in watching her husband eat meals from chain restaurants.

I HEARD THAT MICHELLE OBAMA NEVER COOKS AND IS A TOTAL FUDRUCKOLD

by Ranchgirls August 14, 2023

fetty pawghetti

When you convince a thicc girl it's her duty to sell herself in order to supply your fentanyl addiction.

That chick has really gone downhill she's such a fetty pawghetti and her hair looks like a bowl of wet spaghetti.

by Ranchgirls August 18, 2023