Holy Cum

Ejaculate that has been blessed by a priest.
I hereby deem this jizz to be blessed by his grace and divinity, God Bless this Holy Cum, Amen.
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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Krankenstein

A tweaker the looks like they died and came back to life.
It turns out krankenstein is also a jew.
by Ranchgirls December 28, 2020
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Sloppy Slime Pouch

A pulsing vagina that looks like an upside down bowl of spaghetti that is dripping butter everywhere.
We better put a tarp down if she's coming over guys, word on the subreddit's is that she's got a sloppy slime pouch and she's not very shy once you get her to open up alittle bit.
by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
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African Soup

The act of deficating and urinating in a bucket then covering with a plastic bag and letting ferment in the sun for 2-3 weeks. Once the inner pressure has the bag puffy you insert a straw and inhale the fumes to get high.
That african soup you made was bomb! You must have ate alot of Broccoli.
by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020
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Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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TBJ

Téjano (peanut) butter & jelly wrapped in a flour tortilla.
I'm actually your waiter, not waitress. And name isn't sweety, I go by Mayo. Anyways folks, the TBJ is our gem of authenticity. Imagine, you wake up one day, and when you awake at this specific particular instance you now control inspiration. What do you do with this power? You order yourself the market select, bohemian gourmet, TBJ. Our board of directors certified Artisans specialty. Or perhaps the BLT, the BLTA, or the Bacon Linguisa Mushroom.
by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020
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chinese socce

The act of performing an abortion at home and kicking the zygote, embryo, or fetus around like you're playing soccer.
Man at my suprise birthday party I ruined my brand new white shoes playing chinese soccer.
by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020
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