Ranchgirls's definitions

Crusty Diabetic

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

Hacker Stab

The act of misrepresenting ones self on the internet in order to bang somebody one time. Once the banging has taken place the profile is completely erased.

I'm not gonna lie bro, I hacker stabbed your new gina before she lost all that weight.

by Ranchgirls June 15, 2020

Brine choney

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

Roni

Short for pepperoni in pizza shop slang.

Hey pizza boy heat me up two cheese and a slice of Roni.

by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

Sneaky Leprechaun

An irishman who chooses to seduce and or date their best friends first cousin.

Yeah bro that sneaky leprechaun asked me if I wanted to see me nudes of the chick he's been banging and it turned out to be my cousin.

by Ranchgirls April 27, 2020

Yard duty butt

The phat ass of a milf. Must be displayed in cut off, acid washed, high waisted Jean's, with the back pockets sewn on at extreme angles.

Damn girl Its summer get rid of those yoga pants and start showing off that yard duty butt.

by Ranchgirls April 18, 2020