Ranchgirls's definitions

nazarmeth

The horribly bland and substandard synthetic drug that the powers at be try to pass off as crystal methamphetamine.

Damn bro, thank God for nazarmeth, on the old stuff I would forget to feed my baby.

by Ranchgirls September 15, 2021

Botswana Bambi

A white chick lost in the ghetto.

Check out the botswana bambi, damn she must be far from the comforts of home.

by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020

Mud Straw

A Mud Straw is a dildo covered in poop. The straw is a reference to a scarecrow and the mud is a reference to poop.

Damn it girl, I'm sick and tired of coming home from work and finding your mud straw in the kitchen sink every damn day.

by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020

Cumultuous

A very loud and noisy orgasm.

She roared like a sex leopard, i've never had such cumultuous sexual intercourse.

by Ranchgirls January 2, 2021

Nab n' Jab

To pickup a chick hella easily and sport fuck her.

Yeah bro, I didn't know that was your Mom she was hella down for the nab n' jab.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

starvert

A person who fantasizes about fucking people who are more famous than themselves.

Wow what a starvert offered me a bj to autograph her tit.

by Ranchgirls June 14, 2022