Ranchgirls's definitions

Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Egyptian Hotpocket

The term given to the act of watching belly dancing videos and sitting on a dead rodent all day to keep it warm, once everyone in the house has gone to sleep you debone the rodent and use it as a dick sleeve to jerk off with aka 'tenderize'. After you've tenderized the meat at least 3 times that same night you fry the rodent with some onions for breakfast and share with the rest of the household.

Yeah bro that egyptian hotpocket was the best breakfast delicacy I ever tasted.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Megan Slaw

A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.

My wife and I fell in love with Megan Slaw.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Rotisserie Pussy

A chick who gets passed around the group again and again and again, until her skin becomes crispy and her insides are so moist they just fall apart.

I had to take a break from indulging in that rotisserie pussy bro plus my horoscope recommended a lifestyle diet.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Dance Ranche

A dance style originated in the 1990's and still practiced and innovated upon contemporarily by webcam pawgs in which they shake, twerk, booty clap and girate their ranch lumps for the camera.

Iggy Azalea was did not invent dance ranche.

by Ranchgirls December 18, 2020

kiltef

Kid
I'd
Like
To
Eventually
Fuck
( as in when they become of legal age)

Hey Kevin Johnson that girl from Oak Park you gave a scholarship to looks like a real Kiltef

by Ranchgirls June 12, 2022

Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.

Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020