cuckmire

A fetish where 1 lesbian wears a plaid blazer and is merely observing her female partner who is doing a dude with a strapon.

Hell yeah that was an epic cuckmire Jules, can't wait to see what else is in store.

by Ranchgirls June 09, 2022

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Crackheads Chance

The self motivating belief that one will simply come up on an item of value to feed their drug habit.

Well Bruh, you only had a crackheads chance of boosting me those items so you still owe me that money.

by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020

Mayo palooza

When a bunch of shitty white dudes descend on a party and completely fuck up the dude/chick ratio.

Bro, that topless pool party was a nasty good time until those lames turned it into a mayo palooza.

by Ranchgirls November 09, 2020

Helliptical

A powered piece of workout equipment that has been converted into a sex machine.

Wow, you really need to make sure that you stretch before riding that ruthless helliptical.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

Corpse Juice

The semen/lube that drips out of a sleeping person who has just been fucked.

Damn bro, I got home from raquetball she was already passed out on the couch and oozing out that corpse juice all over my brand new couch.

by Ranchgirls November 06, 2020

Stinkpot McRuin

The shameful act of deficating in your own pants while waiting in the drive-thru at mcdonalds or any other fast food establishment.

I swear it's not my fault I was late to school. The guy who pretends he's my dad pulled a stinkpot Mcruin on the ride here and we had to stop to clean off his construction trousers.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020