Definitions by Ranchgirls
glassterbate
After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.
glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
glassterbate
glassterbate by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
indian jizzer
Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.
indian jizzer by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023
indian orgasm
An orgasm that you immediately wish that you could take back upon reevaluating the situation or scenario.
The first time I had my prostate examined the female named Dr. Manjeet Skeedapon induced a flagant indian orgasm.
indian orgasm by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023
throbbin rhombus
The asymmetrical sexual tension that builds between 3 people who are interested in engaging in a threesome.
throbbin rhombus by Ranchgirls July 10, 2023
peeling ginger
When you go to give an uncircumsized irish guy a hand or blow job and the underside of his foreskin needs a good washing now.
Yeah O'malleys daughter thought her first threesome would be special but she spent the entire night peeling ginger with Bono and The Edge.
peeling ginger by Ranchgirls June 20, 2023
Really Gay Cyprus
A falsely arrogant, greedily entitled, self righteous, manipulatively two faced, little mooch boy who runs and cries to his hippie Mommy when his feelings are hurt. Tries to walk around with his chest puffed out like he has actually done something with his pathetic little life in order to take the attention away from his fetal alcohol syndrome browridge and selfish demeanor.
I wonder is that really gay cyprus kid will ever admit when he is wrong and realize the potential he's wasting as the illegitimate son of the singer of red hot chilli peppers.
Really Gay Cyprus by Ranchgirls January 16, 2023