Ranchgirls's definitions

Rotisserie Pussy

A chick who gets passed around the group again and again and again, until her skin becomes crispy and her insides are so moist they just fall apart.

I had to take a break from indulging in that rotisserie pussy bro plus my horoscope recommended a lifestyle diet.

by Ranchgirls December 1, 2020

Megan Slaw

A dating website that includes photos, addresses, phone numbers, and interests all in one convinent easy to use website.

My wife and I fell in love with Megan Slaw.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Sperm Shovel

When a chick let's a load drip out on her cupped palm and then shoves it back in any of her 3 holes.

Yeah bro, your auntie really kept the bachelor party going with that sperm shovel maneuver.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

innocent perversion

A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.

My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Casin hoe

A female who feeds her drug habit by burglarizing as well as escorting at tribal casinos.

That casin hoe is never satisfied, she came back and said that more gain is needed.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Spermatitis

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Twerkin lard or hardly jerkin

When a female with no ass attempts twerking and resembles a scoliosis seizure. Huge boner kill.

Damn girl, you need to eat something, to apply for the job you need to be twerkin lard or hardly jerkin.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020