Tuna Gelato

The byproduct of cum that has been lightly fermenting in a stinky italian womans vagina.

Well I really should pass on that tuna gelato I already stuffed myself with spaghetti tonight.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

Scorched Earth Bitch

When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.

O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.

by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020

Slimy Fandango

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.

She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."

by Ranchgirls November 06, 2020

Midiocrity

Archaic midi composed songs which though better than novice; ultimately fail at capturing the Stock, Aitken, Waterman formula properly.

The elusive producers newest vaporwave album is a botched dive into midiocrity.

by Ranchgirls November 26, 2020

Jungloboom

Denotes an above average phat booty that claps.

Damn girl, you're invited to twerk that jungloboom over here in front of my Dad and I.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Grundle Grooming

The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.

Hell yeah I could use a grundle grooming baby, it was chili night at the diner.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Anne Skank

The main character in the porno parody remake of the classic "the Diary of Anne Frank" 'kegels for bagels'

Damn bro, they really nailed those SS uniforms in that Anne Skank flick we watched the other day, I was thoroughly impressed.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020