Ranchgirls's definitions

American Histrionic EX

An American citizen who continuoualy displays at least 5 histrionic behaviors and is also the ex of you or one of your friends.

Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?

Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.

by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

jamaican frenzy

The act of befriending as many black people as possible to prove that you are not racist.

Hey bro, he seriously added bella black people to his Facebook in the last 3 days.
Blood YOABOI B ON DAT' (your friend be on dat') Jamaican Frenzy.

by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

COV POS

The state of testing positive for the Covid 19 Corona virus.

Hey bro, I should have left my mask on when making out with that strangr carnie last week because my test came back and I'm COV positive.

by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020

Belowjob

The act of stealthily performing oral sex underneath the desk of your boss, coworker or president.

Now if you want this job sweetheart you'll get under my desk and show me a proper belowjob.

by Ranchgirls October 14, 2020

involuntary consent

When you suspect somebody may not be conscious and you lift their hand up bending at the elbow. If the hand stays in the air for 3 seconds they do not consent but if their hand immediately falls back down from where it was lifted from that is considered a yes.

I CANT BELIEVE THE ENTIRE SORORITY IS GOING TO TESTIFY THAT SHE GAVE INVOLUNTARY CONSENT.

by Ranchgirls October 11, 2023

SPS

Selective Pussy Syndrome.

Stinky Pussy Syndrome.
Salty Pussy Syndrome.
Sloppy Pussy Syndrome.

She denied me by saying she suffer from SPS.
Really? Because I gave her SPS, bro.

by Ranchgirls January 9, 2024

hersuasive

When a female uses her sexual prowess to allign you into agreement with her in the hopes that it well help you sleep with her.

Well he didn't want to vote republican but his girl was very hersuasive in gettting him to actually do it.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2022