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glassterbate

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To masterbate using a glass object.
After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.
by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
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glassterbate

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After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.
by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023
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Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.
Yeah so that guy I met at the casino literally came in 2 seconds, what an indian jizzer.
by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023
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indian orgasm

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An orgasm that you immediately wish that you could take back upon reevaluating the situation or scenario.
The first time I had my prostate examined the female named Dr. Manjeet Skeedapon induced a flagant indian orgasm.
by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023
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throbbin rhombus

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The asymmetrical sexual tension that builds between 3 people who are interested in engaging in a threesome.
Yes ike and tina and me are leaving the after party for a little bit of the old throbbin rhombus.
by Ranchgirls July 10, 2023
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peeling ginger

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When you go to give an uncircumsized irish guy a hand or blow job and the underside of his foreskin needs a good washing now.
Yeah O'malleys daughter thought her first threesome would be special but she spent the entire night peeling ginger with Bono and The Edge.
by Ranchgirls June 20, 2023
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Really Gay Cyprus

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A falsely arrogant, greedily entitled, self righteous, manipulatively two faced, little mooch boy who runs and cries to his hippie Mommy when his feelings are hurt. Tries to walk around with his chest puffed out like he has actually done something with his pathetic little life in order to take the attention away from his fetal alcohol syndrome browridge and selfish demeanor.
I wonder is that really gay cyprus kid will ever admit when he is wrong and realize the potential he's wasting as the illegitimate son of the singer of red hot chilli peppers.
by Ranchgirls January 16, 2023
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