Ranchgirls's definitions

Semen Supplements

The cum loads a wife acquires while her husband is out of town on business or any extended length of time.

Baby, I wasn't really cheating on you, I was simply taking semen supplements because you were out of town for so long and you didn't leave any for me in a bowl like you promised you would.

by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020

Santasexual

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.

Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

doublewide casket

An extremely obese gainer who just lays around eating and get effed until they die.

That Selah Rain is a doublewide casket that I would love to crawl into sometime.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

240° spin

What poser skaters call and /or consider a 270° rotation.

Coach did you peep that 240° spin? I'm hella good at sk8ting right?

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Junglesalt

The dried salt that is left over from a booty that was glistening with sweat.

Yeah bro, so when I got home from work early my spot on the couch was crusted in junglesalt.

by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020

Thotwife

An average or below looking wife who is a slut in order to lift her insecure self esteem.

I had no idea what I was getting into when I married my thotwife.

by Ranchgirls September 14, 2021

Crapper Tag

The act of improperly or imprecisely placing one's ass on the toilet resulting in small amount of fecal matter being visible on the underside of the seat when pulled up.

Hey bro, I'm gonna need you to clean the girls restroom ASAP! It looks like they got us with yet another crapper tag tonight.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020