sklartching

The act of masterbating using destructive and/or painfull methods.

I need a low grit sandpaper for my sklartching session later.

by Ranchgirls August 08, 2023

SPS

Selective Pussy Syndrome.

Stinky Pussy Syndrome.
Salty Pussy Syndrome.
Sloppy Pussy Syndrome.

She denied me by saying she suffer from SPS.
Really? Because I gave her SPS, bro.

by Ranchgirls January 09, 2024

Nizzy Tangle

The act of finding ones self in a precarious situation or predicament that is the circumstance of somebody else decisions.

So I'll give you my phone and my watch and my car keys to get out of this nizzy tangle.

by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020

Lucky Lurker

A slut or prostitute that frequents Indian casinos for her prospects or John's.

So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.

by Ranchgirls December 05, 2020

Chjerking

The act of jerking off using the warm skin peeled off a rotisserie chicken.

Got damn it son, you ruined another family dinner! Why are you addicted to this chjerking business?

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Ranchet

An identity which is half ranch girl and half ratchet.

Bro, she is the queen of the entire ranchet community here in east sacramento.

by Ranchgirls December 24, 2020

bordertown promdate

A promdate who is merely a decoy to please either set of parents into allowing you to go to prom because they have forbidden you to go with your true love.

So Alicia, I need you to look and act more slutty of you're going to be my bordertown promdate my parents are smart and they know i'm not gonna take a chick who doesn't put out before and after dinner.

by Ranchgirls January 14, 2023