Ranchgirls's definitions

Corpse Juice

The semen/lube that drips out of a sleeping person who has just been fucked.

Damn bro, I got home from raquetball she was already passed out on the couch and oozing out that corpse juice all over my brand new couch.

by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

TBJ

Téjano (peanut) butter & jelly wrapped in a flour tortilla.

I'm actually your waiter, not waitress. And name isn't sweety, I go by Mayo. Anyways folks, the TBJ is our gem of authenticity. Imagine, you wake up one day, and when you awake at this specific particular instance you now control inspiration. What do you do with this power? You order yourself the market select, bohemian gourmet, TBJ. Our board of directors certified Artisans specialty. Or perhaps the BLT, the BLTA, or the Bacon Linguisa Mushroom.

by Ranchgirls November 21, 2020

Saint Dick

The patron saint of the Male genitalia as recognized internationally by all Santasexuals and celebrators of XXXmas.

Yeah so what's the deal with that creepy old bearded dude? I heard they caught him in the neighbor's chimney last night? Oh that's just old Saint Dick.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Mayo palooza

When a bunch of shitty white dudes descend on a party and completely fuck up the dude/chick ratio.

Bro, that topless pool party was a nasty good time until those lames turned it into a mayo palooza.

by Ranchgirls November 9, 2020

Helliptical

A powered piece of workout equipment that has been converted into a sex machine.

Wow, you really need to make sure that you stretch before riding that ruthless helliptical.

by Ranchgirls December 19, 2020

Stinkpot McRuin

The shameful act of deficating in your own pants while waiting in the drive-thru at mcdonalds or any other fast food establishment.

I swear it's not my fault I was late to school. The guy who pretends he's my dad pulled a stinkpot Mcruin on the ride here and we had to stop to clean off his construction trousers.

by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020