Definitions by Ranchgirls

Dum b girl 

A female who is dumber than a broken ziploc bag full of cat piss and who is also your 'B' or backup booty call on the rotation.

Hey bro, does dum b girl really expect us to believe that was mayonaise in her panties?

Dum b girl by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Tunaroll 

The act of performing oral sex on a female who is temporarily or permanently bound to a wheelchair.

I gave that handicapped chick a tunaroll last night and when I looked up I thought she had died but it turns out she was just sleeping.

Tunaroll by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Jungleboom

The exceptionally phat ass on a wild and free-spirited female.

I just watched my future daughter in law clap and twerk her jungleboom for the entire bachelor party.

Jungleboom by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

grandmas gumbo 

A term used to describe the vagina of an extremely promiscuous older woman.

I must say that your grandmas gumbo is the spiciest I've ever tasted.

grandmas gumbo by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Orphan Morphin' 

The depraved, sick, and twisted act of adopting a child in order to groom them into a lover after they reach the age of 18.

That Woody Allen sure wrote the script on Orphan Morphin'

Orphan Morphin' by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Second Cumming of Christ 

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

Second Cumming of Christ by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Santasexual 

Someone who fantasizes about Santa or one of his elves, or one of his reindeers raping them in their sleep on Xmas eve.

Being a santasexual in the southern hemisphere is a completely different vibe from the northern.

Santasexual by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020