When you give a chick too much cocaine right after a meal and as you engage in anal sex she shits all over your pelvic region and continues grinding you into oblivion.
Yeah Cabron, that gorta from the other night ruined my car interior with her little chilipaisa stunt!
by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021
by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020
When two or more people engage in adulterous sexual intercourse while at the residence of a cheating party.
When your husband goes out of town make sure you drop off those kids with the in laws because girl we gonna be nest thumping on this Christmas.
by Ranchgirls November 05, 2020
When an older (30+) cougar has been around the block and has STDs and never makes dudes wear condoms because she is unable to become pregnant.
Hey bro, that new pass around lady you brought around is pretty hot but man she got some crusty ovaries.
by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020
A sweaty, salty, musky, unwashed vagina. Often compared to the stench of a decomposing rodent in the summer.
Hey babe, the wife is out of town and I was hoping maybe you could come over and bring me some of your famous lunchmeat caserole.
by Ranchgirls December 08, 2020
The asymmetrical sexual tension that builds between 3 people who are interested in engaging in a threesome.
by Ranchgirls July 10, 2023
When someone finally drops the final straw that breaks the camel's back and you do every conceivable action within your means to destroy that person's life in its entirety, short of killing them.
O, so you're really gonna do this to me right now? Ok well then I hope you're ready for Scorched Earth Bitch.
by Ranchgirls November 27, 2020