Spanish Christmas

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.

This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.

by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020

Spicy Carl

The classic 'hot Carl' with the added stipulation that the consistency mimic a physically burning sludge.

Damn bro, you paid $650 for a spicy carl and you did didn't even give her a tip, what a cheapskate.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

East county trollup

A trailer trash girl from a dirt poor upbringing who clings onto every guy she sleeps with until they pass her onto a friend.

Damn bro, I hope you wore a condom with that east county trollup, I heard she's got the crispy crotch and tuna dandruff.

by Ranchgirls December 07, 2020

Nigerian Unabomber

The act of a foreigner taking a lumpy dump in your bathroom sink, filling it with warm water then inviting their refugee friends over for soup.

You sent us another Nigerian Unabomber, I thought you did background checks on these people.

by Ranchgirls December 06, 2020

Sleazy Martinelli

The act of urinating in a container of apple juice when dehydrated and placing it back in the refrigerator to be consumed by somebody else.

He was always drinking up my organic applejuice until the day he puked from my sleazy martinelli.

by Ranchgirls July 24, 2020

Salty Cumbath

Another way of saying Gangbang between two female friends. Typically one of both of them is either newly single and or cheating on their spouse.

"Hey Beverly,

Last weekend was so romantic he took me to his work and all of the guys there gave me a salty cumbath for my birthday."

by Ranchgirls July 25, 2022

glassterbate

To masterbate using glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023