Definitions by Ranchgirls

Prawnstitute 

A hooker who has an exceptional body, a less desirable face, and may or may not permeate a peculiar aroma of seafood or ship rat.

Hey bud, I need to borrow some incense and nose plugs so I can bang this prawnstitute out and get my money's worth.

Prawnstitute by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Sore Whore

A girl who has a chip on her shoulder because she's been group fucked one too many times and she carries this bitchy and defeated attitude around the rest of her cock fiending life.

Hey dude, my girlfriend is a total sore whore it's literally impossible for me to have fun with her anymore.

That sucks bro, me and the guys from work had fun with her twice yesterday.

Sore Whore by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Spermatitis 

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

Spermatitis by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Swap Meat

A swinger party held at the county fairgrounds where wives sleep with each other husbands for the night.

Hey girl, I can't wait the the geriatric international swap meat in April.

Swap Meat by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Raft Funk

An electronic salsa band that was formed in honor of Elian Gonzales and continues to draw attention to the substandard living conditions of aquatic refugees all over the world.

Shit son, that new raft funk is so nasty that I think I'm gonna puke and pass out.

Raft Funk by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Phrenologist 

A friendly person who claims to be a medical professional, but is actually just a self serving con artist or quack.

So the phrenologist told my wife that because the top of her head is flat that her purpose in life is to give blowjobs and balance beer cans on top of her skull?

Phrenologist by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Beard salad 

The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.

Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?

Beard salad by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020