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crapoleon

Someone who speaks down to other as if they are an aurhority when they are in fact full of crap.
That know it all whiz kid is actually just a crapoleon.
by Ranchgirls July 27, 2023
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Really Gay Cyprus

A falsely arrogant, greedily entitled, self righteous, manipulatively two faced, little mooch boy who runs and cries to his hippie Mommy when his feelings are hurt. Tries to walk around with his chest puffed out like he has actually done something with his pathetic little life in order to take the attention away from his fetal alcohol syndrome browridge and selfish demeanor.
I wonder is that really gay cyprus kid will ever admit when he is wrong and realize the potential he's wasting as the illegitimate son of the singer of red hot chilli peppers.
by Ranchgirls January 16, 2023
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cuckmire

A fetish where 1 lesbian wears a plaid blazer and is merely observing her female partner who is doing a dude with a strapon.
Hell yeah that was an epic cuckmire Jules, can't wait to see what else is in store.
by Ranchgirls June 9, 2022
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delta dingbat

A stupid mindless bimbo from Sacramento or any of it's sourrounding areas.
Your girl is such a delta dingbat she was bragging about how she was a product of incest.
by Ranchgirls August 26, 2023
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Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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Crackheads Chance

The self motivating belief that one will simply come up on an item of value to feed their drug habit.
Well Bruh, you only had a crackheads chance of boosting me those items so you still owe me that money.
by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
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Knotty Vegan

A vegan who loves animals so much that they engage in sex with their pet.
I had no idea she was a knotty vegan bro, that shit really grosses me out.
by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020
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