Tassel hassle

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.
So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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Rebotherapy

A treatment which consists of tallying up a loosely prescribed number of rebound fucks with the intention of creating distance between you and your ex main lover.
Yeah Doc, the rebotherapy has really been more helpful than I imagined.
by Ranchgirls January 01, 2021
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Condom Nazi

Someone who is so adamant about making sure you are properly using a condom that it kills the entire vibe.
So that broad from the river took me back to her campsite and it got lame, she was a total condom nazi. Good thing I pre poked those holes back at my place.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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Slimy Fandango

The act of using snot as the primary lubricant during a movie theater hand job.
She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."
by Ranchgirls November 06, 2020
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Stabalone

An exclusive title earned by only the toughest of Vagina's in which they prove their value by enduring an onslaught of the most rough and violent fucking from the largest and most ferocious dicks.
Damn girl, word on the street is that you've got the plug on some poached stabalone.
by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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BiLemia

When you and a str8 buddy are tag teaming a chick and he tries to get homo with you to the point of making you throw up.
So at my first spitroast I came down with bilemia and couldn't finish.
by Ranchgirls June 06, 2021
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Zombie Bomber

The guy in the crew who will literally sleep with the ugliest girls not only as a wing man but also flying solo.
Damn dude I cannot believe you slept with that feral carnie last night, I must admit you're quite the zombie bomber.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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