Nizzy Tangle

To be stuck in a highly precarious and unfavorable situation that is not of your own doing.

Bro, listening to that lying hoe got me in this nizzy tangle and I ain't gonna go down for her.

by Ranchgirls December 06, 2020

bidens last words

"Uhh--arghh(gargle)oh" as he completely outsretches his arm for one of his young aides asses one last time as they barely dodge the physical contact but turn around to see the look of horror on his weasely face.

So it turns out all of the dementia patients sound of with bidens last words whenever one of them kicks the bucket.

by Ranchgirls January 10, 2023

Cancervix

A woman who clinches onto men that she has slept with like cancer. Very hard to shake without a strong regiment of rebotherapy.

Wow that cancervix really was relentless when she brought that abortion package to your family reunion.

by Ranchgirls January 01, 2021

Cringe slip

The act of sleeping with a partner who is considerably less attractive than yourself.

Damn bro, that cringe slip last night was the sloppiest dirtbag I've ever seen, what were you thinking?

by Ranchgirls December 06, 2020

Jizz guts

A cutesy, publically acceptable, pet name for your girlfriend, after you drop a load in her.

Have a good day at work jizz guts, I'm gonna go back to sleep until about 4pm so please bring back something good for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 04, 2020

Undernauseated

The state of being far below the mental breaking point how many stomach cringes a consciousness can endure before all weakness, disguised as pain has completely evacuated that body.

The undernauseated talent enjoyed victory.

by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020

Kamala Heiress

A female who is second in charge and waiting for her superior to die in order to slide into the top position.

So It turns out that it wasn't an accident at all.. he was poisoned by that kamala heiress.

by Ranchgirls November 07, 2020