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Codeword for "I'm gonna go take a quick dump and then hastily masterbate in your shower because the couch in the living room that I'm staying on right now isn't really conducive to that, for me, right now, especially. "
I can comfortably admit, that I found it crucial to emobathe 11 times today, I mean who hasn't spent an afternoon marinading in the spoils of their own imagination?
by Ranchgirls November 28, 2020
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Damn dude I cannot believe you slept with that feral carnie last night, I must admit you're quite the zombie bomber.
by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020
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Bro I havent eaten in 45 minutes and I swear I'm gonna die from the shame, I never thought I'd ever be a starving solario.
by Ranchgirls November 23, 2020
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