Kar98k

Karabiner(German for Carbine) (18)98 K

Standard issue, bolt action, German rifle in the second world war. Holds 5 7.9mm round on a stripper clip. It was known for its excellent accuracy and very long range (800m effective range)It was used as a sniper rifle long after it became obsolete as a main weapon.

In Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, and any other WWII game, the Kar98k is Jesus himself. The sights are just beautiful, it is a joy to wield and an even bigger joy to blow out allied brains with.
I lay down on the roof of Pavlov’s house, whipped out my Kar98k and proceeded to hand the entire Russian team's collective ass to them on a silver platter. Stupid, Ppsh wielding smg n00bs.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004
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teamkiller

In a FPS videogame (like Call of Duty), someone who kills people on his own team.

I do it in Call of Duty often (how do you think i chose this name?), it really rocks to see people get so pissed off.
Some tips on teamkilling in Call of Duty:

-Always use SMG's or AR's, Rifles are rarley useful in TK'ing, since you are almost always in close proximity.

-In Team Deathmatch mode, when you spawn, back up a few steps and wait. Your TM's should spawn very soon, and you can kill them as they appear. This pisses them off beyond belief.

-FORGE ALLIANCES!!!! If there's another teamkiller on, make sure you ally yourself with him and say on the same team, killing all other TM's and sparing each other.

-Never, ever teamkill with admins on, it's a very nice way to get perma-banned. Make sure you do it when only peons are in the server

-There's also another little strategy I use. (Team wounding) Use an SMG, and shoot your TM's in the legs, enough to ALMOST kill them, but not quite. This way, there's no proof, and they might kill you and then get banned!

Happy Team-hunting!
by Rampant Teamkiller July 05, 2004
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Ppsh

The epitome of n00b cannon. It has 71, seventy-fucking-one rounds, which means that no matter where you point it, it's gonna hit someone. Requires abosultey no skillz at all to use, unlike rifles such as the Kar98k
The noob pulled out his Ppsh and ran out the door of the huose, whereupon i, sitting 400 yeards away in a tree, shot him a new asshole right between the eyes, with my Kar98. Damn noob, he deserved worse.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004
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music snob

Me.

Everything sucks execpt for Led Zeppelin ;)

well, that's not too far off the truth, actuallty.
Pop Music is shit, the norm is horrible, meaningless lyrics with bullshit guitarwork and no talent. Or origianllity. Or class.

Only Rock & Roll deserves to exist.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 05, 2004
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Rock 'n Roll

Rock And Roll Bands: If they aren't listed here, they suck or aren't real rock and roll.

For Your convenience, I have also listed their best song. If you disagree with me, you are wrong.

Also, no One-Hit Wonders qualify. These have to be actually talented bands.

(Yes, the links are intentional)
In No particular order:


-Queen (Bohemian Rhapsody)
-Led Zeppelin (Stairway to Heaven)
-AC/DC (Back in Black)
-The Beatles (Hey Jude)
-The Who (Baba O'Riley)
-The Rolling Stones(Satisfaction)
-Aerosmith (Sweet Emotion)
-Guns N' Roses (November Rain)
-Metallica (One)
-U2 (One)
-Van Halen (1984)
-Pink Floyd (Another Brick in the Wall)
-The Doors (Light my Fire)
-Bob Dylan (Like A Rolling Stone)
-CCR (Have You Ever Seen the Rain)
-Jimi Hendrix (All Along the Watchtower)
-Lynryd Skynryd (Sweet Home Alabama)
-The Kinks (You Really Got Me)
-The Eagles (Hotel California}
-Elton John (Tiny Dancer)
-Styx (Come Sail Away)
-Jeffreson Airplane (Somebody to Love)

That's all. If you don't like rock and roll, you suck. And so does your mom.
Also appears in the other Rock n Roll Defenitions. I fixed the typo's this time. Don't I rock? :)
by Rampant Teamkiller July 05, 2004
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We Are The Champions

A Song by Queen. Everybody knows this song, and it owns. First released in 1977 in "News of the World," It soon became a radio favorite, and a rock classic. It is played often at sporting events and is one of the world's most recognizable songs, after We Will Rock You (also by Queen, see how much Queen Owns?)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand
Kicked in my face
But I've come through

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
You brought me fame and fortune
And everything that goes with it
I thank you all
But it's been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise
I consider it a challenge before
The whole human race
And I ain't gonna lose

And we mean to go on and on and on and on

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions of the World

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting
Till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions
by Rampant Teamkiller July 07, 2004
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Meat Loaf

An awesome, underrated rock band. They really know how to write great songs, and most bands don't.
Check out Paradise by The Dashboard Light, Bat out of Hell, I Would Do Anything for Love, and Couldn't Have Said it Better for some really rocking tunes.
by Rampant Teamkiller July 25, 2004
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