Definitions by Rage from rhuvok.com
two feet of meat
Suprisingly non-sexual term. Refers to the act of going to Subway twice in one day, eating a footlong sub each time and thus consuming two feet of meat.
two feet of meat by Rage from rhuvok.com November 22, 2004
whoar
Originally coined during a Counter-strike game, when it was decided that a word was need to describe the complete jerkiness one can exhibit when running one's own server.
Examples of whoarishness include mapping someone's fire key to exit, and also making everyone spin counterclockwise while firing all weapons. Particularly whoarish is turning gravity insanely high just as someone is walking down an incline, so as to simulate a 100-foot fall. The proper explanation to the player is of course, "heart attack".
whoar by Rage from rhuvok.com October 5, 2004
three sheets to the wind
Old sailing term. After setting all three main sails to the wind, a ship will shudder and roll, much like a stumbling drunk. Now used as a synonym for drunkenness.
three sheets to the wind by Rage from rhuvok.com June 2, 2004
geek beer
Social event at which geeks congregate to drink cheap beer, shoot tequila, eat pizza, play video games, and complain about how no girls ever come out to them.
geek beer by Rage from rhuvok.com June 2, 2004
swanksual
swanksual by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003
misterbation
Similar to masturbation, but without completion. See also doctorbation.
Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.
Suppose you have the last name Bate. Surely by know you have heard many jokes about being called "Master". But even a proper title can be funny.
misterbation by Rage from rhuvok.com July 27, 2003