Radclyffe's definitions

monkey dust

An animated comedy which makes little sense but still seems one of the most amusing things on telly this decade.

"Monkey Dust- BBC3 - 9:30 - Tuesday (?) Watch it!"

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

Merton

An insult for someone who is interested in the occult or a nerd. ALso used for Goths. Not very offensive as it's not well known. Taken from the series 'Big Wolf on Campus' which starred Danny Smith as Merton J Dingle a Gothic nerd with an occult obbsession.

"Have you seen that new lad- he's such a Merton."
"Black nail varnish, Book of Shadows and 100% in Science- you'resuch a Merton."

by Radclyffe December 1, 2003

smeg head

From the comedy sci-fi show Red Dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean 'idiot' or basically 'bastard.'

"You complete smeg head Lister."
"He's such a smeg head he'd stick his finger in a plug socket."

by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

Smeg for Brains

From the sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf.
Someone very stupid. A form of shit for brains. An insult.

"Hey, smeg for brains- get us another beer."

by Radclyffe November 8, 2003