Hey

The text you get when she is angry, suspicious, clingy, or bored. If you get this text, it is physically impossible to know what it is about.

*Notification sound*Her: Hey
Me: Hey

by Racist Asian February 27, 2018

Prison Shank

Because even in the most restricted enviroment, humans will still find a way to kill each other.

I made a prison shank back in 08 after getting verdict of "guilty."
Apparently some other inmate stole it, because it was gone the next day.

by Racist Asian April 04, 2018

the person who cut you off

A complete asshole. Deserves the death penalty.

Hold on, this little peice of shit just cut me off on the interstate! Can I legally open fire?!
Who is the person who cut you off?
I don't know, some dick in a new corvette.

by Racist Asian February 26, 2018

hey guys, watch this!

The last words of some rednecks.

Hey guys, watch this!
Dammit Bill, are you really at it again?!
*explosion*

by Racist Asian February 26, 2018

Impasian

An impatient asian

A reverse lar auntie! What are you waiting for? Aiyoh, why you go forward again? reverse lar!
Reeeverse lar, reveeerse lar, reverse reverse reverse reverse, just reeeverse! Haiyoh! You drive Lexus RX200 and you don't know how to reverse! The whole kampong waiting for YOU! -impasian

by Racist Asian February 26, 2018

Australia

The only country where everything wants to kill you.

Some guy dissolved in a lake in australia. Apparently the PH level was larger than my phone number.

by Racist Asian April 07, 2018

Australia

The continent/country where everything wants to brutally kill you.

My friend visited Australia last summer. He got bit by 27 snakes, went into shock, got torn in half by an alligator, then finally died from heatstroke.

by Racist Asian February 26, 2018