Racist Asian's definitions

Hey

The text you get when she is angry, suspicious, clingy, or bored. If you get this text, it is physically impossible to know what it is about.

*Notification sound*Her: Hey
Me: Hey

by Racist Asian May 8, 2018

redirect

A problem on this website.

I try to search a word, and in the middle of loading, it redirects me to a scam website.

by Racist Asian March 9, 2018

Australia

The continent/country where everything wants to brutally kill you.

My friend visited Australia last summer. He got bit by 27 snakes, went into shock, got torn in half by an alligator, then finally died from heatstroke.

by Racist Asian May 8, 2018

the person who cut you off

A complete asshole. Deserves the death penalty.

Hold on, this little peice of shit just cut me off on the interstate! Can I legally open fire?!
Who is the person who cut you off?
I don't know, some dick in a new corvette.

by Racist Asian May 7, 2018

Prison Shank

Because even in the most restricted enviroment, humans will still find a way to kill each other.

I made a prison shank back in 08 after getting verdict of "guilty."
Apparently some other inmate stole it, because it was gone the next day.

by Racist Asian May 21, 2018

Australia

The only country where everything wants to kill you.

Some guy dissolved in a lake in australia. Apparently the PH level was larger than my phone number.

by Racist Asian May 23, 2018

hey guys, watch this!

The last words of some rednecks.

Hey guys, watch this!
Dammit Bill, are you really at it again?!
*explosion*

by Racist Asian May 7, 2018