Racist Asian's definitions

hey guys, watch this!

The last words of some rednecks.

Hey guys, watch this!
Dammit Bill, are you really at it again?!
*explosion*

by Racist Asian May 7, 2018

the person who cut you off

A complete asshole. Deserves the death penalty.

Hold on, this little peice of shit just cut me off on the interstate! Can I legally open fire?!
Who is the person who cut you off?
I don't know, some dick in a new corvette.

by Racist Asian May 7, 2018

Australia

The continent/country where everything wants to brutally kill you.

My friend visited Australia last summer. He got bit by 27 snakes, went into shock, got torn in half by an alligator, then finally died from heatstroke.

by Racist Asian May 8, 2018

Impasian

An impatient asian

A reverse lar auntie! What are you waiting for? Aiyoh, why you go forward again? reverse lar!
Reeeverse lar, reveeerse lar, reverse reverse reverse reverse, just reeeverse! Haiyoh! You drive Lexus RX200 and you don't know how to reverse! The whole kampong waiting for YOU! -impasian

by Racist Asian May 8, 2018

Hey

The text you get when she is angry, suspicious, clingy, or bored. If you get this text, it is physically impossible to know what it is about.

*Notification sound*Her: Hey
Me: Hey

by Racist Asian May 8, 2018

redirect

A problem on this website.

I try to search a word, and in the middle of loading, it redirects me to a scam website.

by Racist Asian March 9, 2018

*67

A code used to hide the number and sometimes caller ID when making a call. Commonly used in prank calls

"Hey Corbin, I heard about this guy who tried to prank 911 by using the *67 trick. He asked me to pick him up, and when I got there he was being arrested."
"Is he retarded? They can track phone numbers!"

by Racist Asian January 29, 2018