hoop residue

fecal matter mixed with other bodily fluids which 'mature' in the crevices of the butt..density, colour, smell and texture may vary from hoop to hoop..ie a trucker may have more pungent and courser residue than a ballerina..tends to accumulate and harden around stray hairs..tramps have this in abundance..can also be found under the nail if ass hole is vigorously scratched

my mate was buggin me so i scratched out some dam fine hoop residue and smeared it on the mothers' mints..oh how i laughed when the silly little ring piece ate it...i hope it went down smoothly!

by rach February 20, 2004

muffin

Something that J.G and R.S wanted me to make a def of.
Also slang for a cunt.
i.e Cunt muffin

I cant belive I have to do a def for muffin!
God, that guy is such a Cunt Muffin.

by rach April 07, 2005

Sheridon Brownhill

Fat, Overweight, Ugly, Bitch, Scrubber

Yo dude she's as bad as Sheridon Brownhill

by Rach September 14, 2003

mash

Also South London slang (Brixton) for small change.

I wan sum food mon you gat any mash nya?

by rach February 20, 2004

snap

Used with surpise or excitement. Sometimes meaning "neat".

That is just so snap! ;D

by Rach September 04, 2004

trendie

same as townie or chav.
mindless dipshit who wears 5 tons of gold round their necks and calls anyone who doesn't have ridiulous ballet shoes or trainers with 10 million miles of springs in the heels. Usually found at night on a street corner getting drunk on shandy and shouting abuse at anyone and everyone who walks by. Also finds it amusing to slag off anyone alternative. Can be identified by the huge air filled space between two ears

stupid phrases include:
nah dan, rapid
gangstaaa wot ya sayin
yes yes

by rach May 02, 2004