RaY's definitions

girlfriend

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"

by Ray October 22, 2003

Banana Cream Pie

After a girl gets you off, you bust in your hand then smack her in the face like you would with a pie.

yo dude after she gave me head i gave her the pie!

by ray April 12, 2004

cruise missile

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

by Ray September 20, 2003

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

klynn

a homosexual bitch who is pussy whipped although he gets no pussy

Don't be a klynn

by Ray October 22, 2003

mxpx

Stands for Magnified Plaid. Mxpx is a christian punk band formed in 1992. They put out their first two albums "Pokinatcha" and "Teenage Politics" when they were still in high school.

Best album: Slowly Going the Way of the Buffalo

Dude, the crowd was crazy when I saw Mxpx on the Warped Tour.

by Ray July 8, 2004

hala

Hala means hi in Arabic

Hala whoever is reading this.How are you?

by Ray May 13, 2005