RYan's definitions

jackhammer

A sex position where you get the chic doggy style and begind to do her from the back. Then when she least expects it, pull her arms out from under her so that her face and shoulder fall to the bed with her ass in the air while you proceed to pound away.

I gave this chic the jackhammer, I'm surprised her teeth ddn't puncture the mattress.

by Ryan March 7, 2005

dick checkout counter

1. Bizznatch
2. Funny line from some online comic

Bizznatch is the dick checkout counter!

by ryan September 6, 2004

Beadoig

A derogatory term used for candy ravers

"oh look at my pretty bracelets! Im such a beadoig!"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

deutchbag

The German word for a Douchebag

Yeah that Hitler was a regular Deutchbag.

by Ryan March 12, 2005

The Property of Son

A stupid meaningless word created by some shit for brains that really needs my cock in his ass even though I'm a man and I am not a homosexual. I repeat; I am not a homosexual.

That word "erqewrdsa" is a real Property of Son'r.

by Ryan August 13, 2003

spegged

To get spit in the face by the feminine genitalia.

I was eating out my girlfriend when she spegged me in the face

by ryan April 14, 2004

Herm

An extreme nerd or dork

"Those techies are a bunch of herms"

by ryan August 5, 2002