RYan's definitions

couching distance

The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.

That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.

I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

Daddy sex

Also known as daddy-son sex. Gay sex with an older man, often includes role playing.

I picked up this hot silver-haired man and we had hot daddy sex all night long.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

silverfish

A sleazy man with silver hair.

There was a silverfish cruising me at the bar all night.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

sash widow

In the gay leather community, there are regional 'Mr. Leather' contests which are similar to beauty contests. The winner of the contest becomes Mr. Leather by receiving a leather sash and has to attend to special events like a celebrity, such as gay pride parades and fundraisers. He getsso busy being a sex symbol for the community that his partner is often forgotten, overshadowed or alone in the crowd. His partner then becomes the 'sash widow'.

Marc & Thom have been together for five years, and now that Marc is 'Mr. Leather', Thom is a sash widow.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

SAGL

A SAGL is a Self-Appointed-Group-Leader. Someone who decides out of the blue that they are in charge, with little or no support from the rest of the group. They continue on their own direction whether the groups follows or not, believing them to be following.

Julie's acting like the SAGL again... damn that's annoying.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

turtle

A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.

It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.

by Ryan November 27, 2004

performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

by Ryan November 27, 2004