RYan's definitions

holicious

(adj): The quality of being extremely sexy and flirtatious without being an actual hoe; a potential for slut, but brilliant instead and acting much more as a tease than one with loose morals; an all-around awesome individual; characteristic of perfection

The beautiful chinese girl balanced her flirtatiousness and love for men with an equal love for music, learning, and sport, all of which she performed to near perfection.

by Ryan June 2, 2003

yo mama

1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.

Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.

by Ryan October 16, 2004

sarah-jane jeshmitha

Very strong but soft hearted person. Will do everything she can to make others smile but no one can understand her pain which she will not show. She is a perfectionist. Her weakness is her partner. If she gets close to something it is very hard for her to let go. Besides being friendly and smart she is very soft hearted.

If i had a Sarah-Jane Jeshmitha i would die to keep her safe and happy.

by Ryan December 29, 2017

babytimes

time away from people you love

dumping your partner before xmas.

by ryan May 13, 2005

asshole

A car being driven at night with no headlights. Worth seven points and an automatic one-year extension to your sex life in the pidittle game.

See also 'pidittle'.

Asshole! <punches ceiling of car and points to passing car with no headlights on>

by Ryan November 27, 2004

douche mongrel

one who irritates the hell out of you; see also: asshole, dickwad, douche bag

dude, you're such a douche mongrel.

by Ryan January 8, 2004

Wedges, the

An elite faction of people characterized by a large yet subtle wedgie. The initiation of a Wedge is usually carried out by the approval of the head chairman. Typical Wedge merriments include eating at Burger King and playing pranks on their rival group, Chevs (see "Chev"). Unlike the Chevs, the Wedges do not run on a nationality-specific agenda, so their group has more diversity.

The Wedges are in town...

by Ryan December 15, 2004